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Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:04 pm

I mean get up-or-outted from biglawl/bigPatentBotique. Do we just do smaller cases at smaller firms or suck dick at Union Station?

I honestly have no clue what happens when I get fired.

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:13 pm

911 crisis actor · Post by **911 crisis actor** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:16 pm

Maybe you can invent something and live off the royalties?

fats provolone · Post by **fats provolone** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:16 pm

a method comprising the steps of:
- kys

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:17 pm

fats provolone wrote:a method comprising the steps of:
- kys

I dare say composed of

fats provolone · Post by **fats provolone** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:29 pm

anyway i think i already made this thread

the answer was "more lit or kys"

fats provolone · Post by **fats provolone** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:34 pm

DF what would you do if you walked in for your 6 mo. review and on the desk was a stack of printed out tls posts

Dr. Review · Post by **Dr. Review** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:44 pm

Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:55 pm

Dr. Review wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms

how much $$$?

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:56 pm

fats provolone wrote:DF what would you do if you walked in for your 6 mo. review and on the desk was a stack of printed out tls posts

Run back to my desk and throw my laptop out the window and lateral to quinn

Single-Malt-Liquor · Post by **Single-Malt-Liquor** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:57 pm

An idea:

At Desert Fox School of Law we train bright minds to be the drone lawyers of tomorrow...

mmelittlechicken · Post by **mmelittlechicken** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:57 pm

BP LLP

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:02 pm

Single-Malt-Liquor wrote:An idea:

At Desert Fox School of Law we train bright minds to be the drone lawyers of tomorrow...

Campus is a van down by teh chicago river.

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:03 pm

fats provolone wrote:anyway i think i already made this thread

the answer was "more lit or kys"

link to thread freindo

84651846190 · Post by **84651846190** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:15 pm

they all go to hell

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:17 pm

Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell

TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.

fats provolone · Post by **fats provolone** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:20 pm

Desert Fox wrote:
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell
TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.

yea i agree w/ this. we're just a transaction cost really.

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:22 pm

fats provolone wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:
Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:they all go to hell
TBH the patent lit doods are the probably the least immoral practice in biglaw.
yea i agree w/ this. we're just a transaction cost really.

Some non biglaw patent lit dood causes most of it anyway by trolling. And when biglaw firms do plaintiff work its mostly legit.

84651846190 · Post by **84651846190** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:34 pm

all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks

Desert Fox · Post by **Desert Fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:35 pm

Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks

Are you kidding me. These are the worst.

notgreat · Post by **notgreat** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 7:49 pm

Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:all attorneys go to hell, though--except maybe public defenders and PI folks

This is retarded.

Single-Malt-Liquor · Post by **Single-Malt-Liquor** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:00 pm

The road to hell is paved with self-important, smug, save the world types.

Yardbird · Post by **Yardbird** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:36 pm

Desert Fox wrote:
fats provolone wrote:a method comprising the steps of:
- kys
I dare say composed of

Didn't know DF was the super pedant grammar watchdog on Wikipedia.

star fox · Post by **star fox** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:51 pm

Run a "Scared Straight" tour for prospective law students.

Dr. Review · Post by **Dr. Review** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:51 pm

Desert Fox wrote:
Dr. Review wrote:
Desert Fox wrote:do smaller cases at smaller firms
how much $$$?

depends on your ability to bring in $$$

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