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Big law postsecret

Postby Desert Fox » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:36 pm


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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:37 pm

I don't bluebook, I just copy westlaws cite.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:41 pm

associate told me she does doc review while watching tv (including game of thrones)

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Desert Fox » Sat Jan 24, 2015 12:43 pm

Anonymous User wrote:associate told me she does doc review while watching tv (including game of thrones)


1) fuck, thats why everyone wantst two secreens. Its not a secret. I'd tell my partner I do that.

2) gotta post ur own secret.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:21 pm

I jerk off in the handicap bathroom stall at work.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby los blancos » Sat Jan 24, 2015 1:22 pm

Anonymous User wrote:I don't bluebook, I just copy westlaws cite.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby MarkRenton » Sun Jan 25, 2015 1:11 pm

If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby KidStuddi » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:08 pm

MarkRenton wrote:If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.


My office is moving to full glass fronts on all the offices (not even frosted). Allegedly it's because energy efficient and makes for happier people in interior offices. We all know it's to shame us into working instead of taking naps on the floor with a timer running. Ugh.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby mvp99 » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:24 pm

KidStuddi wrote:
MarkRenton wrote:If my door was closed, it was because I was lying on the floor.


My office is moving to full glass fronts on all the offices (not even frosted). Allegedly it's because energy efficient and makes for happier people in interior offices. We all know it's to shame us into working instead of taking naps on the floor with a timer running. Ugh.


I think I had a CB at your firm... an associate told me they were going to do this. Isn't scientifically proven that naps improve efficiency?

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Jan 26, 2015 9:29 pm

I take a 15 min power nap every day. Sure, mail guy walks in every now and then but I don't really care. That 15 min is the best investment of my time throughout the whole day because it makes the whole afternoon's work much more effective.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:48 pm

The amount of shittalking that is directed at women who take maternity leave is hilarious.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby JohannDeMann » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:57 pm

they are just jealous

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby JohannDeMann » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:04 am

i take really long lunches. if im not busy its a 1.5-2 hour lunch day. i also leave early if i dont have work. so i usually have to bill a lot of time to prof reading to get my required my amount of office time.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Big Shrimpin » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:10 am

Sometimes I weigh the pros and cons of leaping from the terrace and enjoying 20 floors of sweet, sweet free-fall.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby gk101 » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:13 am

I always take the absurdly long way to the bathroom to avoid passing by the partner's office

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Big Shrimpin » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:15 am

I once left my blackberry in a cab...on purpose.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby notgreat » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:19 am

Big Shrimpin wrote:Sometimes I weigh the pros and cons of leaping from the terrace and enjoying 20 floors of sweet, sweet free-fall.


Big Shrimpin wrote: I once left my blackberry in a cab...on purpose.


Please post more around here.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Big Shrimpin » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:27 am

When the office lights automatically turn off at 3AM, I often think about how great it would have been to have worked in retail.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Big Shrimpin » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:28 am

I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.






i hav an unlimited number of these btw

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Anonymous User » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:30 am

Every time I work past two I get angry and take a box of k cups

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby baal hadad » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:57 am

Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.






i hav an unlimited number of these btw

Keep going

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:58 am

baal hadad wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.






i hav an unlimited number of these btw

Keep going


+1

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby anonnymouse » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:12 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.






i hav an unlimited number of these btw

Scrimps aren't you IPSECURE? There are plenty of smaller places that are far better atmospheres albeit still part of this shitstain profession.

But plz by all means keep poast-secreting.

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby Big Shrimpin » Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:36 pm

anonnymouse wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:I have never received a genuine "thank-you," let alone praise for doing anything.






i hav an unlimited number of these btw

Scrimps aren't you IPSECURE? There are plenty of smaller places that are far better atmospheres albeit still part of this shitstain profession.

But plz by all means keep poast-secreting.


ip is det

thot TLS woulda figured that out by nao

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Re: Big law postsecret

Postby JusticeJackson » Tue Jan 27, 2015 2:41 pm

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