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CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:07 pm

how do people get into this? start at main DOJ? need a tech background?

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Re: CYBERCRIME

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:08 pm

I liked the all caps. Really drives the drama

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby Desert Fox » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:11 pm

bjsesq wrote:I liked the all caps. Really drives the drama


True or False: Chris Helms character in Blackhat is RIPED FROM TEH HEADLINES of ur life?

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:12 pm

He's pretty ripe, yeah

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:13 pm

lolling at Chris helms

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:14 pm

He was great in Thor with Natalie Persimmon.

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:32 pm

bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:36 pm

fats provolone wrote:bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise

I was a /b tard. That's about the extent of my cyber crime knowledge. Sec, getting scat pics.

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:40 pm

bjsesq wrote:
fats provolone wrote:bjs do you do CYBERCRIME. like ideally i want to abuse federal resources to drive those lizard squad dudes to suicide. pls advise

I was a /b tard. That's about the extent of my cyber crime knowledge. Sec, getting scat pics.

ok I'll keep you in mind as a consultant

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby LeDique » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:49 pm

I know a girl who teaches some classes about cybercrime law or cyberterrorism or something, and publishes articles on the same topic. But after looking up her linkedin, she only gets paid to do trademark/trade secrets law and before that she was apparently an INTERNET PRIVACY lobbyist.

Have you thought about taking up parkour? She lists it as one of her hobbies & I bet this was essential to breaking in to the field.

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:53 pm

hmm based on what I've seen in hacker movies the parkour thing checks out

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby ExBiglawAssociate » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:03 pm

the only bros who do this full-time at my firm have SCOTUS clerk credentials and used to work for DOJ's cybercrime division

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:08 pm

i graduated cum laude bro pretty sure i can handle it

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:10 pm

i guess i missed the boat by starting at a firm though. maybe i should start a life of cybercrime on the side, get caught, and flip in exchange for a job with the feds?

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby anyriotgirl » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:10 pm

fats provolone wrote:i graduated cum laude bro pretty sure i can handle it


u are in luck harvard has a clinic and is looking for interns

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The Cyberlaw Clinic provides high-quality, pro-bono legal services to individuals, start-ups, non-profit organizations, and government entities. Every summer, clinic interns contribute to a wide range of real-world projects related to the Internet and technology. Interns may help the Clinic team provide guidance on open access, digital copyright, and fair use issues; support advocacy efforts to protect online speech and anonymity; develop legal resources for citizen journalists and new media organizations; advise courts on innovative uses of technology to increase citizens’ access to justice; or draft reference documents and training materials for educators on children's privacy and online safety. Interns in the Cyberlaw Clinic can expect direct hands-on experience working with clients under the supervision of the Clinic's staff attorneys. More information about the Cyberlaw Clinic can be found at http://cyberlawclinic.berkman.harvard.edu.

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:11 pm

i am, in fact, an alumnus of that clinic. it was more online privacy stuff though. not a lot of CRIME

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby Worker and Parasite » Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:59 pm

Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:13 pm

Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe

awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby ExBiglawAssociate » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:53 am

fats provolone wrote:
Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe

awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program

competitive divisions like cybercrimes hire almost exclusively via the honors program, from what i've heard

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:34 pm

Biglaw_Associate_V20 wrote:
fats provolone wrote:
Worker and Parasite wrote:Everyone I know who does this (TWO WHOLE PPL) did DoJ prior. One has programming experience so she can whisper "I'm in" when she hacks the mainframe

awesome. do people go to doj from firms or mostly honors program

competitive divisions like cybercrimes hire almost exclusively via the honors program, from what i've heard

lame. so i guess usao is the only way

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby 911 crisis actor » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:37 pm

Just do AUSA, brother

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby fats provolone » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:38 pm

911 crisis actor wrote:Just do AUSA, brother

may as well say just do biglaw partner, right?

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby 911 crisis actor » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:58 pm

Just do V10 share partner, brother

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Re: CYBERCRIME

Postby Desert Fox » Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:34 pm

fats provolone wrote:
911 crisis actor wrote:Just do AUSA, brother

may as well say just do biglaw partner, right?


Is AUSA really that hard?




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