You laughed at my jokes, I showed I did my homework on your firm, and my GPA was safely over your callback median for my school (hell you complimented them so much that I thought it was weird). I hate you. Please change your mind about me. I can change.
Dear Jones Day,
Your interviewer was basically on my dick. My GPA is much higher than your callback median.
...and you sent my ding to the wrong email address? Are you serious? Isn't that a little unprofessional?
Hahahahahahahahaha fuck you. That was great news to hear a week after OCI with no callbacks. "we dinged you a week ago, we just fucked it up"
Dear Latham, WilmerHale
Jesus christ, how long does it fucking take you to ding me? Just put me out of my misery, I can't take this.
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