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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:08 pm

Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb


that's actually a super sexist comment.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby chuckbass » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:16 pm

Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb

10/10 :lol:

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby beepboopbeep » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:33 pm

Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb


Fricking impressive on the spot, I can only come up with this shit hours later in the shower

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby UnamSanctam » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:37 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb


that's actually a super sexist comment.


Live a little, Anon.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby El Pollito » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:49 pm

i mean absolutely retarded thing to say, but funny

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby dixiecupdrinking » Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:57 pm

My favorite part was "thought I crushed it."

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:02 am

beepboopbeep wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb


Fricking impressive on the spot, I can only come up with this shit hours later in the shower


There's something about showering that makes me realize all the fuckups I made on interviews I thought I had done well in.

Today, for this one for a big lit firm, I was talking about the legality of marijuana (for a summer job) and the interviewer asked about whether it was limited by federal interstate commerce. I completely blanked out and said that I didn't think that came up. I'm pretty sure they were testing to see if I could remember Raich on the spot. In another one for a big V10's satellite, I emphasized my knowledge of the firm by talking about its centralized assignment system only to realize now that it probably came off as being less excited about working in the secondary market.

I bet these are the subtle things that explain why interviews people thought were "good conversations" end up as dings.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby beepboopbeep » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:11 am

Anonymous User wrote:
Today, for this one for a big lit firm, I was talking about the legality of marijuana (for a summer job) and the interviewer asked about whether it was limited by federal interstate commerce. I completely blanked out and said that I didn't think that came up. I'm pretty sure they were testing to see if I could remember Raich on the spot.


That's probably reading things too neurotically. It's true that it's an obvious/important point but IMO that just sounds like someone wanting to have a conversation about the argument rather than like a pop quiz or some shit. But obviously depends how it was asked.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby El Pollito » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:54 am

lol who the fuck asks about the commerce clause

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:28 am

Not mine but one of my classmates went in for a screen. First thing the interviewer said to him was, "Where'd you get that tie? At a homeless shelter?" Classmate must have felt so bad and left early. I know this cuz I was right after him and waited outside 10 mins before mine. Turns out the said classmate wasn't even in the room by the time I went in...and our interviews were back to back. The interviewer was quite rude, abrasive, somewhat unprofessional, and cursed a lot.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby UnamSanctam » Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:50 am

El Pollito wrote:i mean absolutely retarded thing to say, but funny


OFS

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby gulc1924 » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:05 am

beepboopbeep wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

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I'm a woman and I think this is pretty hilarious

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby baal hadad » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:08 am

I'm glad the poster said it Bc I thought it was funny

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby gulc1924 » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:09 am

El Pollito wrote:lol who the fuck asks about the commerce clause


interviewer has no chill

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby gulc1924 » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:12 am

After I made this comment I was SURE there would be no callback..

I come into the room and interviewer is already sitting down. We chat about rowing (I rowed in college) and she mentions she was a coxswain. Coxswains are usually pretty short. We both stand up as the interview comes to and end, and I say "Wow! You are pretty short!" ....
I wanted to slap myself as soon as I said it.
Luckily she was cool about it and we both kind of laughed about our differing heights.

GOT A CALLBACK.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby dixiecupdrinking » Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:21 am

Anonymous User wrote:Not mine but one of my classmates went in for a screen. First thing the interviewer said to him was, "Where'd you get that tie? At a homeless shelter?" Classmate must have felt so bad and left early. I know this cuz I was right after him and waited outside 10 mins before mine. Turns out the said classmate wasn't even in the room by the time I went in...and our interviews were back to back. The interviewer was quite rude, abrasive, somewhat unprofessional, and cursed a lot.

This is hilarious.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby DJ JD » Fri Aug 14, 2015 10:58 am

Anonymous User wrote:
beepboopbeep wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:" we send all of our summer associates abroad"
"*chuckle*..that's nice of you, what's her name?"
Interviewer cracks up, thought I crushed it

No cb


Fricking impressive on the spot, I can only come up with this shit hours later in the shower


There's something about showering that makes me realize all the fuckups I made on interviews I thought I had done well in.

Today, for this one for a big lit firm, I was talking about the legality of marijuana (for a summer job) and the interviewer asked about whether it was limited by federal interstate commerce. I completely blanked out and said that I didn't think that came up. I'm pretty sure they were testing to see if I could remember Raich on the spot. In another one for a big V10's satellite, I emphasized my knowledge of the firm by talking about its centralized assignment system only to realize now that it probably came off as being less excited about working in the secondary market.

I bet these are the subtle things that explain why interviews people thought were "good conversations" end up as dings.


I'll be honest with you, at least on the first example... I'm pretty sure I would never want to work for someone who asks about the Commerce clause during an interview.

They did you a favor by dinging you.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby baal hadad » Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:27 am

gulc1924 wrote:After I made this comment I was SURE there would be no callback..

I come into the room and interviewer is already sitting down. We chat about rowing (I rowed in college) and she mentions she was a coxswain. Coxswains are usually pretty short. We both stand up as the interview comes to and end, and I say "Wow! You are pretty short!" ....
I wanted to slap myself as soon as I said it.
Luckily she was cool about it and we both kind of laughed about our differing heights.

GOT A CALLBACK.

That's not that bad that's pretty cool

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:03 pm

Why you are thinking about seeking a job in our market instead of where your school is at?

--started talking shit about my school and the city, and even used the word "city girl". I visibly saw the change of color on the interviewer's face. I did not know that city girl might mean ghetto girl in certain places.
that was my first interview. then I started to realize interviews are not the places for me to make friends or play cute, its the place where people are expecting stardardized answers and if you fall below that criteria, that will make their crossing you out easier than others.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby El Pollito » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:13 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Why you are thinking about seeking a job in our market instead of where your school is at?

--started talking shit about my school and the city, and even used the word "city girl". I visibly saw the change of color on the interviewer's face. I did not know that city girl might mean ghetto girl in certain places.
that was my first interview. then I started to realize interviews are not the places for me to make friends or play cute, its the place where people are expecting stardardized answers and if you fall below that criteria, that will make their crossing you out easier than others.

k-jd?

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:22 pm

Friend of mine was interviewing at a V10 and talking about his summer job at a boutique and mentioned a well known client he had worked with, interviewer immediately goes "so why's he working with a crummy little firm like that?"

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:27 pm

PennBull wrote:Is Jones Day asking people their LSAT scores again?


haha yes, they asked me

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby FluffMonster » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:35 pm

Worst interview I've had turned into a callback ironically enough. There were so many things that I thought went wrong. At one point, the interviewer asked me my favorite contracts concept. I totally blanked and made some dumb general statement about how contracts are such a huge component of everyday life and rambled about implied contracts in products... the interviewer was like "That's torts, but we'll move on." I tried to get a joke in at one point to lighten the mood and it did NOT land well. He responded with "I'm not going to argue with you" and then just moved on to the next question.

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby baal hadad » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:40 pm

FluffMonster wrote:Worst interview I've had turned into a callback ironically enough. There were so many things that I thought went wrong. At one point, the interviewer asked me my favorite contracts concept. I totally blanked and made some dumb general statement about how contracts are such a huge component of everyday life and rambled about implied contracts in products... the interviewer was like "That's torts, but we'll move on." I tried to get a joke in at one point to lighten the mood and it did NOT land well. He responded with "I'm not going to argue with you" and then just moved on to the next question.

I'm going to need to know what the concept was

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Re: Bad Interview Moments

Postby Anonymous User » Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:53 pm

Interviewer talked the whole time. One of the few times I got a word in, I stupidly mentioned something about partners making a lot of money. Got a CB.




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