Let's start this one back up:
Wake up the morning of my interview, shower, and begin packing for my flight after the interview. Morning interview, BTW. At about an hour before my interview, I decide to eat breakfast, a chocolate protein shake. I take a sip, put the drink down and start getting dressed. I go back to take another sip, and shake the bottle, having forgotten that the top was off. Chocolate shake goes everywhere: all over the white sheets, on the desk, the carpet, the wall, AND (I shit you not, pun intended) on the back-side of my suit pants—they were on a chair. It looks like I had explosive diarrhea all over the room.
I go to the bathroom to get towels to clean up the wall and the desk, really the only things I could clean. Of course, the towels are white. I clean the wall and the desk. At this point I have about 40 minutes left. Decide to bunch up the sheets and the towel and leave the open bottle on top so that, after their initial horror upon entering the room, the housekeepers realize it's not fecal stains.
I go to check out and let the front desk know that I spilled chocolate milk on bed, hoping they don't bill the firm for "poop-cleaning." And spend the callback thinking, "if someone says what happened to the back of your pants, I'll just say, 'why are you looking at my butt.'"
Got other offers, withdrew,took awesome pictures of the room to show my friends, and have a funny story to tell.
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on Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.