* is a summer associate *
* eats Fiber One bar and drinks coffee for breakfast *
* needs to poop by 10 AM *
* releases massive dump in hall bathroom *
* marinates in the pungent fecal stench *
* pulls up pants and prepares to flush turds *
* hears senior associate go to urinal *
* too late to hide in stall *
* flushes and exits stall *
* is forced to make small talk with urinating senior associate *
Thoughts, brothers? Am I going to get no-offered? Future poop tips? Tips for future interaction with this partner?
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katjust
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Re: Pooping as a SA
Security will not let you in the building tomorrow.
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dixiecupdrinking
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Re: Pooping as a SA
You should give him a copy of this next time you see him: http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My ... 0916291456
