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Is getting implants for work a good idea?

Yes but only to a B cup
1
2%
Yes to a C cup
22
54%
Yes to a D cup
1
2%
Yes but only if DD or larger
5
12%
No
12
29%
 
Total votes: 41

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 20121109 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:32 am

Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby nonprofit-prophet » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:34 am

GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:34 am

Pics or it didn't happen?

All kidding aside, you shouldn't change for a job. You'd feel bad about getting job...at least I would.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby ran12 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:35 am

GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I'm an ass/legs man but boobs are still boobs

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 20121109 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:37 am

nonprofit-prophet wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.


You mean the ass thing?

Girls of all shapes, colors and sizes are blowing up their asses with surgery nowadays.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:38 am

GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:
nonprofit-prophet wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.


You mean the ass thing?

Girls of all shapes, colors and sizes are blowing up their asses with surgery nowadays.



yup, see: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8377071

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby acrossthelake » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:39 am

GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


It's definitely based on personal preference I think.

Anyway, yeah, my impression from research I've read and normal every-day life is that being attractive helps only on a subtle level that most interviewers probably don't explicitly realize without active reflection. My guess is it works towards sealing the deal if your numbers are in range and you aren't horrible at interviewing. Thing is, I think a pretty face probably does most of that work already. A flat-chested girl with a pretty face probably does better than a busty girl with an ugly face. Of course, having both is nice, but I don't think one's chest is even all that emphasized in a suit. It's doubtful this will be remotely worth it on a career level, not to mention that it's a HUGE change to make on a personal level.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby bport hopeful » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:39 am

I havent read any of this thread, but I feel obligated as a man to say that you should do this.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 09042014 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:42 am

Not for employment but no woman is really a woman unless she has at least small Cs.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby ran12 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:43 am

Desert Fox wrote:Not for employment but no woman is really a woman unless she has at least small Cs.


I think the average cup size is now a C so you got a point there

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:45 am

GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:
nonprofit-prophet wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.


You mean the ass thing?

Girls of all shapes, colors and sizes are blowing up their asses with surgery nowadays.



So you think I should save my money for ass surgery instead? Mine is ok, but it's a "white girl sexy" kind of butt (if you know what I mean) If I got them both do you think they give a discount for only one appointment needed? Would I need equal weight on both ends to even it out ?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 09042014 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:46 am

ITT Gia practically admits to ass implants.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby bport hopeful » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:47 am

Also, I think pictures of you are necessary. Its hard to make a decision without all of the facts in front of you.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 09042014 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:48 am

bport hopeful wrote:Also, I think pictures of you are necessary. Its hard to make a decision without all of the facts in front of you.


This is true. I doubt a girl with a truly pretty face is having this much trouble. 2.75 or not.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby IAFG » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:48 am

Anonymous User wrote:Pics or it didn't happen?

All kidding aside, you shouldn't change for a job. You'd feel bad about getting job...at least I would.

Well then you're retarded. Of course it's okay to change for a $160k job when you're six figures in debt. But there is no way in fuck it's going to save a 2.75. Even if every single dude you interview with thinks you're awesome, there is no way in hell you're getting past the hiring committee.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:48 am

Anonymous User wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:
nonprofit-prophet wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.


You mean the ass thing?

Girls of all shapes, colors and sizes are blowing up their asses with surgery nowadays.



yup, see: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=8377071


One word: Ghetto.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 20121109 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:50 am

Desert Fox wrote:ITT Gia practically admits to ass implants.


lulz.

Nope. Too scared to go under anesthesia. Didn't do it for a recommended surgery so I'm definitely not doing an elective surgery.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:50 am

this has inspired me to ask a similar question. i have a 3.8+ 170+ and am waiting to hear back from schools, hoping for HYS. not to sound conceited, but i am very attractive and have a great body (just B sized boobs though!). will being an attractive female make a huge difference in my career/job prospects? from this thread it seems like it will

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 20121109 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:51 am

Anonymous User wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:
nonprofit-prophet wrote:
GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Seriously though OP...really? Implants to compensate for a 2.75 GPA? Even if you had DDs with a 24 waist, no man is gonna risk his judgment being called into question by forwarding a C student to his colleagues for a callback. You're focusing on the wrong letters here, girl. You already got the A boobs. How about you get some As on your transcript?

Also, and I'm only being semi-facetious, isn't it all about the ass now? The fat grafting and implants and all that crap? Obsession with boobs is so 90s.


I did not get that memo.


You mean the ass thing?

Girls of all shapes, colors and sizes are blowing up their asses with surgery nowadays.



So you think I should save my money for ass surgery instead? Mine is ok, but it's a "white girl sexy" kind of butt (if you know what I mean) If I got them both do you think they give a discount for only one appointment needed? Would I need equal weight on both ends to even it out ?


Honey, this isn't a serious question...is it?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:52 am

Anonymous User wrote:this has inspired me to ask a similar question. i have a 3.8+ 170+ and am waiting to hear back from schools, hoping for HYS. not to sound conceited, but i am very attractive and have a great body (just B sized boobs though!). will being an attractive female make a huge difference in my career/job prospects? from this thread it seems like it will


You're going to be relegated to ugly dudes. Sorry.

But, on the other hand, it's awesome for us.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Tom Joad » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:53 am

Anonymous User wrote:this has inspired me to ask a similar question. i have a 3.8+ 170+ and am waiting to hear back from schools, hoping for HYS. not to sound conceited, but i am very attractive and have a great body (just B sized boobs though!). will being an attractive female make a huge difference in my career/job prospects? from this thread it seems like it will

PM me for details.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby suits00 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:55 am

You guys think a sex change (from M to F) could help my chances in law school admittance, job prospects, etc.?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby bport hopeful » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:56 am

When I first started TLSing, thered be pictures up by now.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby IAFG » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:57 am

Anonymous User wrote:this has inspired me to ask a similar question. i have a 3.8+ 170+ and am waiting to hear back from schools, hoping for HYS. not to sound conceited, but i am very attractive and have a great body (just B sized boobs though!). will being an attractive female make a huge difference in my career/job prospects? from this thread it seems like it will

No. And for that matter, it may hurt you.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby 20121109 » Mon Feb 13, 2012 12:57 am

Potential. This thread has it.




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