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Aren't there bra inserts you can use instead?
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Real world experience. Thank God. Why did you get yours? How much bigger did you go? Did it help/Was it worth it?Anonymous User wrote:There's no way you're paying $2,000 to get this done by a board-certified plastic surgeon in the US. Anyone who'd do this for $2,000 is butcher and you'll be terribly dissatisfied if you manage to make it through the procedure.Anonymous User wrote: I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation.
Be prepared to pay at least $10,000. It also requires a fair amount of recovery time, so that'll cut into your summer employment. Not to mention that it doesn't quite look right for some time as it can take up to 6 months for the swelling to go down.
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When you don't find a job, it will help with the lucrative career of exotic dancing, so you definitely should.
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Idk dude C's usually look better than A's on most girls and it's prob true that bigger tits play a factor, however small, in getting hired, not to mention corporate bros wouldn't mind seeing C's over mosquito bites. Better looking girls, w/ nicer tits, def get ahead in the business world so it makes sense bankers and execs would rather work with a girl with bigger boobs so it's good for client retention and getting new business. She would be more of an asset to the firm.Tom Joad wrote:Boobs don't make the girl.
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I went from a B to a C. I don't think it's recommended to make a drastic change because 1) it requires too much stretching and 2) it can look unnatural, even to you. It's amazing, but it can be hard to adjust to seeing yourself in a new way. You look in the mirror and don't quite believe it's you.Anonymous User wrote:Real world experience. Thank God. Why did you get yours? How much bigger did you go? Did it help/Was it worth it?Anonymous User wrote:There's no way you're paying $2,000 to get this done by a board-certified plastic surgeon in the US. Anyone who'd do this for $2,000 is butcher and you'll be terribly dissatisfied if you manage to make it through the procedure.Anonymous User wrote: I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation.
Be prepared to pay at least $10,000. It also requires a fair amount of recovery time, so that'll cut into your summer employment. Not to mention that it doesn't quite look right for some time as it can take up to 6 months for the swelling to go down.
Anonymous because I have experience with this.
Getting plastic surgery is a personal decision, but I pursued because I wanted to improve my appearance. I'm happy with how things have turned out. I don't know how helpful it would be for improving your job prospects.
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Good analysis.ran12 wrote:Idk dude C's usually look better than A's on most girls and it's prob true that bigger tits play a factor, however small, in getting hired, not to mention corporate bros wouldn't mind seeing C's over mosquito bites. Better looking girls, w/ nicer tits, def get ahead in the business world so it makes sense bankers and execs would rather work with a girl with bigger boobs so it's good for client retention and getting new business. She would be more of an asset to the firm.Tom Joad wrote:Boobs don't make the girl.
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There are so many super hot girls who weren't blessed upstairs. If OP is hot as it is, I definitely wouldn't do it just based on employment.ran12 wrote:Idk dude C's usually look better than A's on most girls and it's prob true that bigger tits play a factor, however small, in getting hired, not to mention corporate bros wouldn't mind seeing C's over mosquito bites. Better looking girls, w/ nicer tits, def get ahead in the business world so it makes sense bankers and execs would rather work with a girl with bigger boobs so it's good for client retention and getting new business. She would be more of an asset to the firm.Tom Joad wrote:Boobs don't make the girl.
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I know what you mean and I do agree to an extent but like the other poster jokingly said, she's got a career in exotic dancing as an option if things fall through. In all seriousness I've heard a lot of stories of law students going into stripping b/c it's more lucrative.Tom Joad wrote:There are so many super hot girls who weren't blessed upstairs. If OP is hot as it is, I definitely wouldn't do it just based on employment.ran12 wrote:Idk dude C's usually look better than A's on most girls and it's prob true that bigger tits play a factor, however small, in getting hired, not to mention corporate bros wouldn't mind seeing C's over mosquito bites. Better looking girls, w/ nicer tits, def get ahead in the business world so it makes sense bankers and execs would rather work with a girl with bigger boobs so it's good for client retention and getting new business. She would be more of an asset to the firm.Tom Joad wrote:Boobs don't make the girl.
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Shit, I would. I'd exploit the hell out of my sex if it meant gainful employment.
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this might get you through the screener phase but you'll be exposed on the call-backben4847 wrote:Aren't there bra inserts you can use instead?
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It's really about more than cup size. I'm a DD, but a fair number of people assume I'm a C (esp. if I'm not wearing form-fitting clothing, or underneath a suit), because my band size is 34. When people think HUGE boobs they're usually thinking someone with a larger band, even if it's a smaller cup.
I had a major cup size change at one point in puberty (went from 32B--->34DD in a couple months, had to buy all new bras and almost entirely new set of shirts, it was $$$) so even though I didn't go through surgery, some general warnings:
1) You will look inappropriate a lot more easily with clothing. I never paid attention to things like my neckline or cleavage before, because people rarely tut-tut at a B cup. Not so much when you're DD. Suddenly things that looked cute and were good to wear to class suddenly make you look like you're really out on the town.
2) Be prepared to never be able to run with any modicum of comfort anymore. Sports bras help a little, but doing things like running for the train now suck.
3) Button-up shirts will make you look horrible. These are rarely ever made with the right amount of give around the bust.
4) Just in general certain styles of clothing I used to really don't look right anymore. I had to change my style.
I had a major cup size change at one point in puberty (went from 32B--->34DD in a couple months, had to buy all new bras and almost entirely new set of shirts, it was $$$) so even though I didn't go through surgery, some general warnings:
1) You will look inappropriate a lot more easily with clothing. I never paid attention to things like my neckline or cleavage before, because people rarely tut-tut at a B cup. Not so much when you're DD. Suddenly things that looked cute and were good to wear to class suddenly make you look like you're really out on the town.
2) Be prepared to never be able to run with any modicum of comfort anymore. Sports bras help a little, but doing things like running for the train now suck.
3) Button-up shirts will make you look horrible. These are rarely ever made with the right amount of give around the bust.
4) Just in general certain styles of clothing I used to really don't look right anymore. I had to change my style.
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Am I the only one that believes this post was started by some pervert trying to get females to talk about their breasts?
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Victoria's Secret has a much cheaper solution, if, you know, you don't plan on getting felt up during interviews and on the job.
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This kind of stuff is how girls trick dudes. These tactics are not cool. Wonder if anyone's ever sued for fraud or misrepresentation over boob size.GAIAtheCHEERLEADER wrote:Victoria's Secret has a much cheaper solution, if, you know, you don't plan on getting felt up during interviews and on the job.
Instantly adds two cup sizes. (LinkRemoved)
You're welcome.
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Anonymous because I have experience as an interviewer. I used to conduct interviews at my old job; a medium sized non-profit. One day at lunch, a couple of guys I worked with all had a laugh after owning up to the fact that we treated good looking female candidates better. It was never anything intentional (for me at least. However, I did know guys that purposefully hired attractive women), but i noticed that I was much less likely to press them on their answers and much more likely to find the experience very pleasant, which usually translated into an offer. As a breast man, I certainly would have been swayed by a busty applicant.
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you could even help the firm dodge ethics charges: http://jezebel.com/5802758/lawyer-objec ... -courtroomBig Shrimpin wrote:Good analysis.ran12 wrote:Idk dude C's usually look better than A's on most girls and it's prob true that bigger tits play a factor, however small, in getting hired, not to mention corporate bros wouldn't mind seeing C's over mosquito bites. Better looking girls, w/ nicer tits, def get ahead in the business world so it makes sense bankers and execs would rather work with a girl with bigger boobs so it's good for client retention and getting new business. She would be more of an asset to the firm.Tom Joad wrote:Boobs don't make the girl.
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That's fucked up (unfair). It's not like I can tape a kielbasa to my upper leg and wear tight suit pants to my interview and get any positive results.Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous because I have experience as an interviewer. I used to conduct interviews at my old job; a medium sized non-profit. One day at lunch, a couple of guys I worked with all had a laugh after owning up to the fact that we treated good looking female candidates better. It was never anything intentional (for me at least. However, I did know guys that purposefully hired attractive women), but i noticed that I was much less likely to press them on their answers and much more likely to find the experience very pleasant, which usually translated into an offer. As a breast man, I certainly would have been swayed by a busty applicant.
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- fatduck
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seriously. when are men going to get an advantage in the workplace?Anonymous User wrote:That's fucked up. It's not like I can tape a kielbasa to my upper leg and wear tight suit pants to my interview and get any positive results.Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous because I have experience as an interviewer. I used to conduct interviews at my old job; a medium sized non-profit. One day at lunch, a couple of guys I worked with all had a laugh after owning up to the fact that we treated good looking female candidates better. It was never anything intentional (for me at least. However, I did know guys that purposefully hired attractive women), but i noticed that I was much less likely to press them on their answers and much more likely to find the experience very pleasant, which usually translated into an offer. As a breast man, I certainly would have been swayed by a busty applicant.
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I dk.Anonymous User wrote:That's fucked up. It's not like I can tape a kielbasa to my upper leg and wear tight suit pants to my interview and get any positive results.Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous because I have experience as an interviewer. I used to conduct interviews at my old job; a medium sized non-profit. One day at lunch, a couple of guys I worked with all had a laugh after owning up to the fact that we treated good looking female candidates better. It was never anything intentional (for me at least. However, I did know guys that purposefully hired attractive women), but i noticed that I was much less likely to press them on their answers and much more likely to find the experience very pleasant, which usually translated into an offer. As a breast man, I certainly would have been swayed by a busty applicant.
How about you try it and report back with the results? I know I, and my female sectionmates, definitely paid more attention to our Torts professor with the huge schlong....he was just waving it around in there. Right in front of the class. Hypnotic.
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COMEDY GOLDfatduck wrote:this might get you through the screener phase but you'll be exposed on the call-backben4847 wrote:Aren't there bra inserts you can use instead?
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Maybe its the boobs.... but its probably the 2.75....
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I posted the above about interviewing. I think that when women interview men, the same thing happens to some degree. Though women aren't looking for a "kielbasa" outline, they probably respond to good hair, good smile, and an athletic physique the same way we respond to boobs. Well... maybe not exactly the same, but I think it does help the candidate.Anonymous User wrote:That's fucked up (unfair). It's not like I can tape a kielbasa to my upper leg and wear tight suit pants to my interview and get any positive results.Anonymous User wrote:Anonymous because I have experience as an interviewer. I used to conduct interviews at my old job; a medium sized non-profit. One day at lunch, a couple of guys I worked with all had a laugh after owning up to the fact that we treated good looking female candidates better. It was never anything intentional (for me at least. However, I did know guys that purposefully hired attractive women), but i noticed that I was much less likely to press them on their answers and much more likely to find the experience very pleasant, which usually translated into an offer. As a breast man, I certainly would have been swayed by a busty applicant.
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Tom Joad wrote:COMEDY GOLDfatduck wrote:this might get you through the screener phase but you'll be exposed on the call-backben4847 wrote:Aren't there bra inserts you can use instead?
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You ruined itfatduck wrote:Tom Joad wrote:COMEDY GOLDfatduck wrote:this might get you through the screener phase but you'll be exposed on the call-backben4847 wrote:Aren't there bra inserts you can use instead?
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