Being Serious(Don't laugh)

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Is getting implants for work a good idea?

Yes but only to a B cup
1
2%
Yes to a C cup
22
54%
Yes to a D cup
1
2%
Yes but only if DD or larger
5
12%
No
12
29%
 
Total votes: 41

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Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:08 pm

I am a 1L with a 2.75 GPA. I have a pretty face and am skinny but only an A cup. I see the girls with C cup and bigger get a LOT more attention and when men interview them more prospects.

Is it horrible that I am considering implants? Does it make me a bad person? I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation. If I get even one summer job out of it they more than pay for themselves right there right?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:09 pm

You sound like someone I need to get to know.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Kabuo » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:13 pm

C cup = more attention and maybe taken seriously. DD or larger = tons of attention and probably not taken seriously in most employment contexts.

And lol if this is on student loans.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:16 pm

Anonymous User wrote:I am a 1L with a 2.75 GPA. I have a pretty face and am skinny but only an A cup. I see the girls with C cup and bigger get a LOT more attention and when men interview them more prospects.

Is it horrible that I am considering implants? Does it make me a bad person? I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation. If I get even one summer job out of it they more than pay for themselves right there right?


Please do not have an invasive surgery for this reason. Do you really want someone to hire you for that reason? If having an A cup truly "weeds out" that type of person from hiring you, then you are f*cking lucky. Also, how are you supposed to have any pride if you get the operation and then get a job thinking that it's because of your breast size? I can't imagine that's a good feeling.
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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Shaggier1 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:17 pm

Do you actually want them otherwise? Seems like a pretty big personal decision...

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:23 pm

In theory if you work a term as a waitress at a bikini bar it could probably be a tax write off too.
If my taxes have to get spent on something it might as well be for something we can all enjoy! :mrgreen:

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Stanford4Me » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:24 pm

You're a law student, so no, you don't have a pretty face.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:26 pm

Stanford4Me wrote:You're a law student, so no, you don't have a pretty face.


To get as far as I have WITHOUT any cleavage to mention, yeah I think I am doing ok with the eyes.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Cupidity » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:28 pm

Can you deduct this as an educational expense?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Stanford4Me » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:28 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Stanford4Me wrote:You're a law student, so no, you don't have a pretty face.


To get as far as I have WITHOUT any cleavage to mention, yeah I think I am doing ok with the eyes. my mouth.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Kabuo » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:29 pm

Cupidity wrote:Can you deduct this as an educational expense?


Might be networking.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Big Shrimpin » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:31 pm

C cup is definitely TCR. It sends the message without looking like you're trying too hard. Also, make sure to dress accordingly. HTH

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby MrAnon » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:32 pm

In this thread viewtopic.php?f=23&t=178142 OP is a T10 2L supposedly.
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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby scrowell » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:32 pm

I bet you don't actually have a pretty face, or you wouldn't be concerned about this.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:33 pm

Big Shrimpin wrote:C cup is definitely TCR. It sends the message without looking like you're trying too hard. Also, make sure to dress accordingly. HTH


I see a lot of moot court girls wear what is very obviously those new pushup bras for your butt (whatever they are called) and silky skirts/shirts with plung bras. Plus all that with heals and glasses and hair pinned up.

Is that what you mean?

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Big Shrimpin » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:33 pm

Anonymous User wrote:
Big Shrimpin wrote:C cup is definitely TCR. It sends the message without looking like you're trying too hard. Also, make sure to dress accordingly. HTH


I see a lot of moot court girls wear what is very obviously those new pushup bras for your butt (whatever they are called) and silky skirts/shirts with plung bras. Plus all that with heals and glasses and hair pinned up.

Is that what you mean?


Definitely, bro.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby MrAnon » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:34 pm

this thread is flame. see above.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby scrowell » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:34 pm

Stanford4Me wrote:
Anonymous User wrote:
Stanford4Me wrote:You're a law student, so no, you don't have a pretty face.


To get as far as I have WITHOUT any cleavage to mention, yeah I think I am doing ok with the eyes. my mouth.


HAHAHAHA TCR

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby AreJay711 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:34 pm

All women should feel this way. The world would be a better place.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:35 pm

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:36 pm

Anonymous User wrote:I am a 1L with a 2.75 GPA. I have a pretty face and am skinny but only an A cup. I see the girls with C cup and bigger get a LOT more attention and when men interview them more prospects.

Is it horrible that I am considering implants? Does it make me a bad person? I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation. If I get even one summer job out of it they more than pay for themselves right there right?


You should absolutely get implants... so you can summer with me.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:37 pm

Anonymous User wrote: I hear it's only around $2,000 to get the operation.


There's no way you're paying $2,000 to get this done by a board-certified plastic surgeon in the US. Anyone who'd do this for $2,000 is butcher and you'll be terribly dissatisfied if you manage to make it through the procedure.

Be prepared to pay at least $10,000. It also requires a fair amount of recovery time, so that'll cut into your summer employment. Not to mention that it doesn't quite look right for some time as it can take up to 6 months for the swelling to go down.

Anonymous because I have experience with this.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Anonymous User » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:38 pm

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Tom Joad » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:39 pm

Boobs don't make the girl.

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Re: Being Serious(Don't laugh)

Postby Kabuo » Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:40 pm

MrAnon wrote:this thread is flame. see above.


Are you going to do this in every anon thread until someone tells you it's not funny? It's not.




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