The problem is with my face...

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bport hopeful
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The problem is with my face...

Postby bport hopeful » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:40 pm

Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby 20130312 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:52 pm

Pics?

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby descartesb4thehorse » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:53 pm

Image

Yea, I'd hire.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby Veyron » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:53 pm

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby TrojanHopeful » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:01 pm

bport hopeful wrote:Do you really want to put your hands on a 14 year old boy?


Cue the Penn State joke?

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby biglaw$ » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:02 pm

bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?


Sack up man. Act as if. Be confident.

and get good grades

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby thegrayman » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:08 pm

A few years in biglaw will make you look retirement-age in no time, not to worry

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby MrPapagiorgio » Sat Nov 19, 2011 2:12 pm

Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

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bport hopeful
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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby bport hopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:52 pm

MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby paratactical » Sat Nov 19, 2011 4:55 pm

bport hopeful wrote:
MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby bport hopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:25 pm

paratactical wrote:
bport hopeful wrote:
MrPapagiorgio wrote:Go to your barber and get an "older" hair cut. Maybe start shaving your hair at the temples to give yourself a receding hairline. Grow either a goatee, mustache or a beard if you are able to.

I have short hair, a natural receding hairline, and an absolute no go on the facial hair.

So you root for the Mets, you look like George Costanza and you bang hot chicks?

2/3

George has a bald top. I just have one side of my hairline that goes back like a quarter inch farther back than the other side. You cant tell unless I have a buzz cut.

Should I buzz it?

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby AreJay711 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:48 pm

Give yourself a facial scar

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby 071816 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:49 pm

Start chain-smoking.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby TrojanHopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:07 pm

Just look like this when you go in to interview; you'll look very intimidating and should score the job without a problem.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:11 pm

I recommend a month-long meth binge. That should do the trick.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby MrPapagiorgio » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:12 pm

Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby TrojanHopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:14 pm

MrPapagiorgio wrote:Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face, and tell him to give you the keys to your office. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.


FTFY

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby bport hopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:16 pm

MrPapagiorgio wrote:Walk in the interview and without saying anything, punch the interviewer in the face. This will clearly establish that you are no child and are a legit badass.

Finally, some legit advice.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby Eco » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:19 pm

His concern is legitimate IMO. I also look young and I've literally seen a huge difference in interviews when I grow a beard for them. The "shave before interview" rule doesn't apply to us, lol!

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby prezidentv8 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:20 pm

Beard.


Never shave.

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bport hopeful
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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby bport hopeful » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:37 pm

Cant grow a beard, dudes. Its that bad.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby rayiner » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:40 pm

bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?


I wouldn't trust you.

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby IAFG » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:42 pm

I didn't know bport hopeful was a SeaLocust alt...

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby AreJay711 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:43 pm

bport hopeful wrote:Heres my question.

I have a nice little baby face. Chubby cheeks and everything. Is anyone going to take me seriously in the real world? I dont know if Id hire me.

Do you really want to put your legal problems in the hands of a 14 year old boy?


My legal problems? No. Other things? ... Depends who's asking

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Re: The problem is with my face...

Postby ggibelli » Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:57 pm

you clearly have self-confidence problems. nobody gives a fuck other than you. so stop wasting threads on shit like this and act like you actually matter in the legal world. problem solved




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