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romothesavior
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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:57 am

Come on guys, he's only trying to help.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby paratactical » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:42 am

Johnny Cash Hopkins - I fell into a burning ring of debt. Oh wait, that's the hemorrhoids.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby Tom Joad » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:02 pm

John Denver Hopkins: I was born a country JD.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:06 pm

John Glenn Hopkins: A JD that's outta this world.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:07 pm

shoeshine wrote:John Jacob Jingleheimer Hopkins - His JD is my JD too.

I think this one is winning.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby paratactical » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:08 pm

John Calvin Hopkins - God told me to get a JD.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:10 pm

paratactical wrote:John Calvin Hopkins - God told me to get a JD.

QF MQN.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby Tom Joad » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:13 pm

John the Baptist Hopkins: Lay down your JD by the riverside.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby paratactical » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:15 pm

Long John Hopkins - JDs get unlimited doc review with each $3.99 shrimp basket!

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby TurtlesAllTheWayDown » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:16 pm

Jerard Manley Hopkins: As OP Catches Ire, Future JDs Call Flame.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:17 pm

Herbie Hancock Hopkins

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby ggibelli » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:17 pm

John Wall Hopkins - Everybody do the JD, JD

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby TurtlesAllTheWayDown » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:20 pm

romothesavior wrote:Herbie Hancock Hopkins


Because out of work lawyers need Headhunters?

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:21 pm

TurtlesAllTheWayDown wrote:
romothesavior wrote:Herbie Hancock Hopkins


Because out of work lawyers need Headhunters?

I don't get it.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby bjsesq » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:22 pm

Joesph Goebbels Hopkins and the final JD solution.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby paratactical » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:25 pm

Joseph Stalin Hopkins - In Soviet Russia JD fuck you!

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby TurtlesAllTheWayDown » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:27 pm

romothesavior wrote:
TurtlesAllTheWayDown wrote:
romothesavior wrote:Herbie Hancock Hopkins


Because out of work lawyers need Headhunters?

I don't get it.


It's the name of a Herbie Hancock album.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:27 pm

TurtlesAllTheWayDown wrote:
romothesavior wrote:Herbie Hancock Hopkins


Because out of work lawyers need Headhunters?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxQT8Se8TLk

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby romothesavior » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:28 pm

TurtlesAllTheWayDown wrote:It's the name of a Herbie Hancock album.

Gotcha.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby Big Shrimpin » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:41 pm

Johnny Utah Hopkins - JD con dios, Brah.
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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby nygrrrl » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:04 pm

paratactical wrote:Long John Hopkins - JDs get unlimited doc review with each $3.99 shrimp basket!

:lol:

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby shoeshine » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:11 pm


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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby 20121109 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:24 pm

romothesavior wrote:
shoeshine wrote:John Jacob Jingleheimer Hopkins - His JD is my JD too.

I think this one is winning.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby flcath » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:19 pm

Anonymous User wrote:flcath: have you had mock interviews? to know whats going wrong with your callbacks. Your credentials seem pretty solid for big law, considering you are an ok interviewee.

Yeah, I did one once I realized my CB conversion rate was bad. Beforehand I would've said I was a below-average interviewer (based purely on my CB conversion rate... the proof is in the pudding, right?), but nothing terminal. They actually told me I was above-average. I did find a typo that's been on my cover letter everywhere.

tyro wrote:flcath, did you have any interviews with firms from the Northeast, TX, or Cali?

I tried to search but didn't see it. Sorry to hear and good luck.

Resume dropped with the Northeast and TX, did some NYC screeners at OCIs, and had a CB at Cahill.

Transferthrowaway wrote:flcath, if it's any consolation ... When I told a girl where I went for law school, she was way more impressed with our mutual friend who is going to ND. Dat lay prestige.

Maybe med schools will feel the same way.

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Re: You guys deserve better.

Postby forza » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:11 pm

Johnny Cochran Hopkins - If the JD don't fit, you should probably quit.




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