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Heartford
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Re: Tattoo

Postby Heartford » Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:33 am

Barbie wrote:I have 7 tattoos and live in Florida so I'm sure this will happen... and tbh, I'm going to rock my bikini because its all I own and I look damn good in it. If this causes a serious issue, I didn't want to work for that firm anyways. If it doesnt interfere with what I look like on a day to day work basis, it really shouldn't matter.


pics or you're a liar. A liar who looks bad in a bikini.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby descartesb4thehorse » Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:43 am

TheFutureLawyer wrote:And it remains to be seen whether or not you know what a penis is.


OP made no mention of his gender in the first two posts - and only said his tat was on the ribcage and of "words in another language". I jumped to the wrong conclusion, admitted it to him, etc. etc. As for your incessant, jejune questions...

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Re: Tattoo

Postby Barbie » Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:48 am

Heartford wrote:
Barbie wrote:I have 7 tattoos and live in Florida so I'm sure this will happen... and tbh, I'm going to rock my bikini because its all I own and I look damn good in it. If this causes a serious issue, I didn't want to work for that firm anyways. If it doesnt interfere with what I look like on a day to day work basis, it really shouldn't matter.


pics or you're a liar. A liar who looks bad in a bikini.



You clearly haven't been here long enough.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby Holly Golightly » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:15 am

descartesb4thehorse wrote:HGL, you've taken a liking to arguing with me on multiple threads. Should I ask why or just be grateful I turned down Northwestern so that I'll never have to try to bribe my way into your good graces?

tbh I have no recollection of arguing with you in other threads. But I am easily bribable. 2 words: whiskey shots.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby descartesb4thehorse » Sun Jul 24, 2011 2:21 am

Holly Golightly wrote:
descartesb4thehorse wrote:HGL, you've taken a liking to arguing with me on multiple threads. Should I ask why or just be grateful I turned down Northwestern so that I'll never have to try to bribe my way into your good graces?

tbh I have no recollection of arguing with you in other threads. But I am easily bribable. 2 words: whiskey shots.


Done.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby smokyroom26 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:22 am

descartesb4thehorse wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:And it remains to be seen whether or not you know what a penis is.


OP made no mention of his gender in the first two posts - and only said his tat was on the ribcage and of "words in another language". I jumped to the wrong conclusion, admitted it to him, etc. etc. As for your incessant, jejune questions...



If I learned nothing else on TLS, I learned the word "jejune."

And, OP, you'll be fine.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby bport hopeful » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:43 pm

I have a tattoo across my neck that reads Fuck The Police, and one on my forarm that reads D-Block. Aside from company Ski trips, how might one cover this if it is seen in a negative light.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby firemed » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:58 pm

Barbie wrote:I have 7 tattoos and live in Florida so I'm sure this will happen... and tbh, I'm going to rock my bikini because its all I own and I look damn good in it. If this causes a serious issue, I didn't want to work for that firm anyways. If it doesnt interfere with what I look like on a day to day work basis, it really shouldn't matter.



I can confirm she would look good in a bikini.


For the love of pete, it is 2011. Provided you aren't wearing full sleeves or neck tattoos who cares anymore.

ETA: except, obviously, if you have something wildly offensive tattooed on you.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby badlydrawn » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:08 pm

If you wear a t-shirt, everyone will think you're insecure about your body image. If you wear a bandage, everyone will conclude you've a suppurating sore on your chest and speculate--from a safe distance--as to the causes of your affliction. If you expose your tattoo, everyone will brand you as a scoundrel.

Choose wisely.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby TheFutureLawyer » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:22 pm

bport hopeful wrote:I have a tattoo across my neck that reads Fuck The Police, and one on my forarm that reads D-Block. Aside from company Ski trips, how might one cover this if it is seen in a negative light.


If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

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what would be my job prospects?

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Re: Tattoo

Postby thesealocust » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:24 pm

TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?


First, it's 'if I were' and not ' if I was.' Learn the fucking subjunctive tense before making up ridiculous hypos about your intelligence, as it stands it's just embarrassing.

Second, your job prospects would be dismal. Grades don't buy you anything that being a fuckwad can't undo. :wink:

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Re: Tattoo

Postby TheFutureLawyer » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:39 pm

thesealocust wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?


First, it's 'if I were' and not ' if I was.' Learn the fucking subjunctive tense before making up ridiculous hypos about your intelligence, as it stands it's just embarrassing.


So the correct grammar would be, "If I were thesealocust, I'd try to be nicer," and not "If I was thesealocust, I'd have severe constipation," correct? :)

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Re: Tattoo

Postby thesealocust » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:45 pm

TheFutureLawyer wrote:
thesealocust wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?


First, it's 'if I were' and not ' if I was.' Learn the fucking subjunctive tense before making up ridiculous hypos about your intelligence, as it stands it's just embarrassing.


So the correct grammar would be, "If I were thesealocust, I'd try to be nicer," and not "If I was thesealocust, I'd have severe constipation," correct? :)


Absolutely correct!*

*Well, technically the second example isn't grammatically incorrect as you implied that it was, but we're all on the same side here.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby bport hopeful » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:08 pm

TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?

Why are you making light of my situation?

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Re: Tattoo

Postby TheFutureLawyer » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:13 pm

bport hopeful wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?

Why are you making light of my situation?


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Re: Tattoo

Postby bport hopeful » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:16 pm

TheFutureLawyer wrote:
bport hopeful wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:If I was valedictorian at Yale Law, but I looked like this:

[picture]

what would be my job prospects?

Why are you making light of my situation?


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Relax bro.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby TheFutureLawyer » Sun Jul 24, 2011 6:52 pm

bport hopeful wrote:Relax bro.


You fucking relax bro.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby bport hopeful » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:10 pm

TheFutureLawyer wrote:
bport hopeful wrote:Relax bro.


You fucking relax bro.

12s a good age on you.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby Heartford » Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:16 pm

This thread is officially stupid.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby northwood » Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:04 pm

Heartford wrote:This thread is officially stupid.



but your tar is awesome!!!!!!!!!!1

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Re: Tattoo

Postby seatown12 » Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:58 pm

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Re: Tattoo

Postby Heartford » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:09 am

northwood wrote:
Heartford wrote:This thread is officially stupid.



but your tar is awesome!!!!!!!!!!1


Oh thanx d00d

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Re: Tattoo

Postby TheFutureLawyer » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:12 am

bport hopeful wrote:
TheFutureLawyer wrote:
bport hopeful wrote:Relax bro.


You fucking relax bro.

12s a good age on you.

I was a pretty mature 12 year old. I read For Whom the Bell Tolls at that age. I also had sex with your mom.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby dailygrind » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:17 am

1) Stop being retards.
2) If you're going to continue to be retards, do it in the lounge.

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Re: Tattoo

Postby Peace of Mind » Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:24 am

Barbie wrote:I have 7 tattoos and live in Florida so I'm sure this will happen... and tbh, I'm going to rock my bikini because its all I own and I look damn good in it. If this causes a serious issue, I didn't want to work for that firm anyways. If it doesnt interfere with what I look like on a day to day work basis, it really shouldn't matter.


I'm right there with you barbie!

Id rock my bikini too and I look Damn good in it... this is not the 50's and we as women should not be forced into some patriarchal idea of femininity and conservatism that was once so prevalent in this society!




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