My roommate and I had the misfortune of sitting down at a table with a social inept idiot at a law school social. All he wanted to talk about was about how he managed to make the dean's list without any studying at all, and how "you would have to be retarded" not to make the list. He also remarked on how he would be so embarrassed to not have his name on the Dean's list because its like a big sign on the wall outing you for being a retard. His date, who, apparently unbeknownst to the guy, was soundly median, was also uncomfortably squirming in her seat, obviously embarrassed by association.
As a side note I don't think he got any action that night.
So my roommate and I, who both barely missed Dean's list by a hair, were on the verge of slapping this guy. He was so socially inept he didn't catch our painfully obvious death glares. When the guy went up to go to the bathroom, we put about 8 tablespoons a salt and a large dallop of tobasco sauce in his microbrew, his date (who by this point was probably not his date) even joined in with some pepper as well. After he came back he took a couple sips of his beer, had a quick look of shock on his face, put it down and went to get a new beer. He obviously couldn't take a hint because he came back to the same table to drink his new beer (which was draft, maybe he was over microbrews lol). After about 5 minutes of us ignoring him he leans over the table and goes, did u guys do something to my beer??? My roommate says, yes but your lucky it's not poison, and stomped off. I think he really was about to hit the guy. Me, because I'm such a nice guy, patiently explained to this social inept where he went wrong during the conversation, and why you shouldn't remark that non-Dean listers are "Retards" to law students who are total strangers to you, becuase, geee there is a say 75% chance they didn't make the cut.
And yes. My roommate and I did feel a little (emphasis on little) bad afterwards because the guy was apparently so oblivious he really had no idea he was being a douche. People like that never cease to amaze me tho.....
edit: Sorry, lol, I had totally forgotten about this experience until I read this thread, so I thought I should document it once and for all.
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on Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.