Voyager wrote:yeah yeah yeah. sure. I know. I was nervous about it too. in retrospect there was nothing to be nervous about.
You want to disclose? go ahead. seems silly to me to angoniza about. how would nayone find out about 1 joint?
I really hope you're kidding. If not, you realize that shit's not behind you right? You lied in a sworn statement to the government. You need to be nervous forever. Because for the rest of eternity there's a chance that a C&F committee, a future background investigator, or even just a vindictive ex will put it together, and end your legal career on the spot. Hell, it wouldn't be that hard to find you just from your posts here, if you have any tech-savvy enemies.
Granted, if you never want to work for the government, the odds are diminshingly small that you'll actually get caught as time passes. But I wouldn't be relaxing and tell other people to lie under oath based just yet.
Edit to add:
GODDAMN this actually has me pissed off now. I could give a fuck about smoking weed. There's no reason for it to be illegal. But really, you have so little respect for truth, for your word of honor, and for the whole entire fucking justice system that you think it's totes cool to lie in a sworn statement to the federal goverment--so that you can work as a lawyer
? So much for for fucking ethics.