best rejection letters

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby iwasgoingtobeasenator » Mon May 05, 2008 1:48 pm

sbrown83 wrote:the most concise rejection i ever got was from a music festival:

"Thank you for applying to Music Academy of the West. The audition committee has reviewed your file and has not admitted you. Should you have any questions, please contact XZY.

Thank you,


I always loved this shit. As if you've somehow got a question for them after they reject you?

"Um, Hi, XZY I was just calling because I had some questions for you.. Boxers or Briefs? Big house small yard, or small house big yard? True or False... all is fair in love and war? Ok excellent thanks for your time."

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby Kompressor » Mon May 05, 2008 1:51 pm

"Embracing rejection is the first step towards a life of failure."


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Re: best rejection letters

Postby niclaw » Mon May 05, 2008 1:56 pm

Michigan's waitlist letter.....

"Let me acknowledge that your reaction to being placed on the waitlist may well be disappointment, or even outright annoyance."


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Re: best rejection letters

Postby ilove » Sat May 17, 2008 3:11 am

haha. love this thread. please keep this up :P

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby babs22pa » Sat May 17, 2008 11:35 am

I agree that the Stanford rejection letter was very nice. I just wish it had come a little sooner. :wink:

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby Kobe_Teeth » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:42 am

this is fantastic...revitalizing this thread...

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby 84Sunbird2000 » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:46 am

Yeah, the new cycle of dream-destruction is just about to begin.

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby 09042014 » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:47 am

Cornell's was nice.

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby Pearalegal » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:48 am

Wtf happened to sbrown?

He has disappeared into a land of ...s and blank posts.

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Re: best rejection letters

Postby Borhas » Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:43 am

my little brother got rejected from W&M undergrad couple years back... it said something about he wasn't the 'caliber of student' they were looking for... :lol:

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