Reapplying in Future Cycle but Can't Find Real Job Forum

[Ramius]

Watching OP fall apart over the course of this thread is hilarious.

I just love the combination of neuroticism, self pity, and crazy logic leaps.

Edit: DaRascal, please don't go to law school. Please go to a vocational school/community college, get certified in something marketable, and go get a job that doesn't involve living in your mom's basement.

$10 says he'll translate this to mean go live in an AC hotel room playing craps and doing coke until he flames out in such epic fashion that he becomes an unintentional piece of AC lore.

In all seriousness OP, bite the bullet, figure out an actual marketable skill and get a job doing it. Hell, Starbucks barista is way better than the ridiculousness you're spewing in this thread. It's all a part of growing up and doing what you HAVE to do instead of immaturely focusing on what you WANT to do. Sacrifice now to pay off later.

[Otunga]

I have very little marketable skills and also am fond of sports betting. That said, I realize I'm wildly inconsistent at sports betting. Achieve a good cycle and attend law school or go back to acquire more marketable skills at college. Hell, maybe go for a paralegal certificate and then further consider law school.

To deter myself from gambling, my friend and I compete against each other on weekly basis with NFL picks. No money either, since we're both poor as shit. Just pride and trash talk is the prize.

[TheSpanishMain]

I have very little marketable skills and also am fond of sports betting.

It's fine as a hobby. OP just needs an actual dependable source of income other than more student loans by going to law school, which IMO he is WAAAY too immature for.

$10 says he'll translate this to mean go live in an AC hotel room playing craps and doing coke until he flames out in such epic fashion that he becomes an unintentional piece of AC lore.

"Do you remember where you were on the Day of the Rascal?"

[DaRascal]

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[DaRascal]

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[twenty]

1) retail is terrible
2) full time work > part time work
3) money

bank teller.

[A. Nony Mouse]

I'm thinking the bank teller job is marginally better but it seems a little too uptight whereas the retail job is pretty laidback.

You realize law is a pretty uptight profession, right?

[DaRascal]

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[Serett]

This can't be real.

[BigZuck]

I'm thinking the bank teller job is marginally better but it seems a little too uptight whereas the retail job is pretty laidback.

You realize law is a pretty uptight profession, right?

Right now it is. No one knows what the legal profession will look like 5 years from now.