kappycaft1 wrote:Cicero76 wrote:Why isn't Liberty calling me??? I've had a rough couple of days and would love to do some serious trolling to make myself feel better.Liberty wrote:Dear Cicero76,
I'm posting this on behalf of Liberty University School of Law. I know that by creating an account on TLS, you probably didn't expect us to write a message to you on these forums, but neither do the applicants we call, yet we still contact them anyway.
We're excited to be able to offer you the opportunity to ditch your plans to attend a snobby institution like Yale and attend a wonderful school with Christian values at this point in the cycle. You might think that we are desperate for applications by the fact that we've taken the time to personally contact you in late July. However, this is not the case. Our message is just another testament of how much Jesus loves you and wants you to attend our school. Before responding "yea" or "nay," we ask that you consult our Savior through prayer and ask Him which school is truly right for you.
We look forward to your positive response.
A caring 3L who is calling you to in order to make enough money to start paying back his loans because they realized that they won't be employed after graduation
I just spat water across my desk at work. God help the applicant pool if a TTT ever decides to hire you. You could convince me to go to Barry just for the lolz if you were an adcom