15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby potterpirate04 » Sat Jan 26, 2013 6:50 pm

TripTrip wrote:
oaken wrote:^i understand the proposition. i think going to cooley at any price is an unsound idea and you don't need to prove it to me. i just think the whole "durr hurr they're so stoopid and not smart like me and my lsat score" is a tired out, arrogant and frankly a little naive attitude to have

To be fair, I would have posted this thread regardless of which school sent it based on the subject line alone. The fact that it was Cooley is their fault! comedic justice.


Fixed.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby wannabelawstudent » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:09 pm

Nothing will beat Cooley's Ranking the Law Schools

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby hume85 » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:24 pm

wannabelawstudent wrote:Nothing will beat Cooley's Ranking the Law Schools


I don't know, the NFL elitism analogy is pretty lulzy.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

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Postby PRgradBYU » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:41 pm

weejonbu wrote:http://www.steptoe.com/professionals-32.html


Impressive... graduated magna cum laude from Cooley. Also, his last name rhymes with "Bieber." I like where this guy's head is at.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby sanjola » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:27 pm

dirtrida2 wrote:Image

Here at Cooley, our degrees are so versatile - you can use them to clean your kitchen, dry the car, or even scrub a boat!


Best. Thing. Ever.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby MDB408 » Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:45 pm

You guys crack me up lol Never heard of Cooley until now.

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Postby PRgradBYU » Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:18 am

MDB408 wrote:You guys crack me up lol Never heard of Cooley until now.


And now you'll never even consider going there, haha. You're welcome.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby suralin » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:56 am

kappycaft1 wrote:You guys are all a bunch of douchebags. You make fun of Cooley, but you don't even understand the real benefits of attending this wonderful institution. While you all are hoping to attend "prestigious" schools like HYS which have shitty small student bodies and limited seats in their libraries, Cooley students will be utilizing their university's spacious library and large campus to gain a truly superb legal education.

It is great that Cooley has come up with a system that instantly informs applicants of how much scholarship they're eligible for; at other "top" law schools, applicants have to wait for months only to discover that they aren't going to get any money. I think that with the incentives provided by this new scholarship notification system, Cooley will be able to acquire enough high-caliber applicants to finally move from the #2-ranked school to the #1-ranked school in the nation.


180 :lol:

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby potterpirate04 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:56 am

kappycaft1 wrote:You guys are all a bunch of douchebags. You make fun of Cooley, but you don't even understand the real benefits of attending this wonderful institution. While you all are hoping to attend "prestigious" schools like HYS which have shitty small student bodies and limited seats in their libraries, Cooley students will be utilizing their university's spacious library and large campus to gain a truly superb legal education.

It is great that Cooley has come up with a system that instantly informs applicants of how much scholarship they're eligible for; at other "top" law schools, applicants have to wait for months only to discover that they aren't going to get any money. I think that with the incentives provided by this new scholarship notification system, Cooley will be able to acquire enough high-caliber applicants to finally move from the #2-ranked school to the #1-ranked school in the nation.


kappycaft1 your posts repeatedly make me smile.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby KevinP » Mon Jan 28, 2013 2:59 am

MDB408 wrote:You guys crack me up lol Never heard of Cooley until now.

I call troll. There's no way someone has not heard of the second best law school in the country.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Crowing » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:20 am

My friend who's getting his MBA likes to joke about "Coolie Law." They've made some gains in dat lay prestige.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby PRgradBYU » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:33 pm

kappycaft1 wrote:You guys are all a bunch of douchebags. You make fun of Cooley, but you don't even understand the real benefits of attending this wonderful institution. While you all are hoping to attend "prestigious" schools like HYS which have shitty small student bodies and limited seats in their libraries, Cooley students will be utilizing their university's spacious library and large campus to gain a truly superb legal education.

It is great that Cooley has come up with a system that instantly informs applicants of how much scholarship they're eligible for; at other "top" law schools, applicants have to wait for months only to discover that they aren't going to get any money. I think that with the incentives provided by this new scholarship notification system, Cooley will be able to acquire enough high-caliber applicants to finally move from the #2-ranked school to the #1-ranked school in the nation.


:lol:

Is there such thing as too many Cooley Law jokes? I don't think so...

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby JDizzle2015 » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:04 pm

Crowing wrote:I was actually going to post something similar. I got this gem in the mail today. The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

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Hope you've seen their notable alumni. i.e. the Westboro Baptist peeps.




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