15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

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15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby TripTrip » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:09 pm

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And I'm not entirely joking about the subject line: "15 to 75% Off"

Seriously? Is this a department store?

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby RhymesLikeDimes » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:27 pm

They hand out JDs like a department store. What a disgusting organization.

I especially love the template Windows wallpaper as a background. No way that took more than 5 minutes to make.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Crowing » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:32 pm

I was actually going to post something similar. I got this gem in the mail today. The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Borg » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:38 pm

Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby dirtrida2 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:45 pm

Borg wrote:Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?


I thought the same thing when I got the Cooley email...

It's like oohhh click here to see your scholarship.

You click and they have this whole elaborate system that you work through to see your scholarship via GPA.

Take your GPA x 15 - add your LSAT score - Plug that number into your chart: BAM Scholly $.

:roll:

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby ph14 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:45 pm

Borg wrote:Congratulations guys! Do you have to scratch off a series of boxes in the brochure to find out how much you save?


:lol: :lol:

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby A → B ⊨ ¬B → ¬A » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:46 pm

Crowing wrote:The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.


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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby ph14 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:47 pm

A → B ⊨ ¬B → ¬A wrote:
Crowing wrote:The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:. What about sham-wow guy?

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby dirtrida2 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:51 pm

So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%? :lol:

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby toothbrush » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:52 pm

lolololol triptrip i was going to post this. i loved it! 15-75% off. lmfao..

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby PRgradBYU » Thu Jan 24, 2013 8:54 pm

A → B ⊨ ¬B → ¬A wrote:
Crowing wrote:The only thing this ad is missing is Billy Mays.


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Hardest I've ever LOL'd on this site. Thomas M. Cooley emails somehow keep avoiding my spam folder...

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby dirtrida2 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:00 pm

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Here at Cooley, our degrees are so versatile - you can use them to clean your kitchen, dry the car, or even scrub a boat!
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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby ph14 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:01 pm

dirtrida2 wrote:Image

Here at Cooley, are degrees are so versatile - you can use them to clean your kitchen, dry the car, or even scrub a boat!


180. :lol: :lol: :lol:.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Crowing » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:02 pm

dirtrida2 wrote:So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%? :lol:

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Does this mean if I have a 180 and a 1.9 I can still get 75% off at Cooley? Sweet.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Cicero76 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:10 pm

This is so incredibly awesome. But they aren't getting me to come to their prestigious institution-with-an-incredibly-corny-Latin-motto unless they give me a Shamwow AND some oxyclean along with my 75% off coupon.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby wert3813 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Crowing wrote:
dirtrida2 wrote:So how much will you guys earn in scholarship money?

Oh... only 75%? :lol:

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Does this mean if I have a 180 and a 1.9 I can still get 75% off at Cooley? Sweet.


or a 4.0 157. Let the reverse splitters know.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby albusdumbledore » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:00 pm

Cooley threads are not funny bros.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby dirtrida2 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:18 pm

albusdumbledore wrote:Cooley threads are not funny bros.


I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby albusdumbledore » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:19 pm

dirtrida2 wrote:
albusdumbledore wrote:Cooley threads are not funny bros.

I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

Naw dood. It's just played out and makes you look kinda douchey. HAR HAR COOLEY

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby 20141023 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:25 pm

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby Borg » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:26 pm

If you had been admitted to Yale, how much would Cooley have to pay you to get you to go there? Obviously a full ride isn't enough. If they gave you a tax free living stipend of $300,000/year, would you go?

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby LexLeon » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:34 pm

...the antithesis to holistic application review: automatic admittance and scholarship money based on numbers alone.

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby noobishned » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:36 pm

kappycaft1 wrote:Wait.... does that mean that the max scholarship someone can get from Cooley is 75%? Do they even offer something like a "full-ride scholarship," or are students stuck paying at least some percentage of the tuition even if they had a 180 / 4.0?


I hope no one with a 180/4.0 would go to Cooley!

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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby dirtrida2 » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:36 pm

albusdumbledore wrote:
dirtrida2 wrote:
albusdumbledore wrote:Cooley threads are not funny bros.

I apologize if we insulted your alma mater.

Naw dood. It's just played out and makes you look kinda douchey. HAR HAR COOLEY


Yea I understand, its all in good fun (especially when they bring it upon themselves through solicitation), but TBH, if this makes us look "douchey", what do you call the rest of TLS; lol.
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Re: 15 to 75% off! Clearance JDs!

Postby PRgradBYU » Thu Jan 24, 2013 11:39 pm

Borg wrote:If you had been admitted to Yale, how much would Cooley have to pay you to get you to go there? Obviously a full ride isn't enough. If they gave you a tax free living stipend of $300,000/year, would you go?


$900,000 wouldn't be worth a lifetime of the snickers I'd hear when I told people my alma mater was Cooley.




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