What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

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Sloth Hero
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What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Sloth Hero » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:11 pm

Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee


Taken from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20SgSP/ww ... n_let.html


Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby AntipodeanPhil » Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:50 pm

If Penn rejects me next cycle, I'm going to have my Mom call them. She usually sorts those things out.

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Sloth Hero » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:29 pm

If Penn rejects me next cycle, that would be incredibly mean. Especially since I didn't apply. :P

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Ikki » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:23 pm

Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby dakatz » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:29 pm

Ikki wrote:Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?


Someone told me that he was rejected from a law firm he never even applied to. Talk about being unwanted.

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Ikki » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:31 pm

dakatz wrote:
Ikki wrote:Could a school you didn't apply to, reject you?


Someone told me that he was rejected from a law firm he never even applied to. Talk about being unwanted.


:?

A precautionary rejection? Fuck...

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Cade McNown » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:32 pm

Sloth Hero wrote:
Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee


Taken from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20SgSP/ww ... n_let.html


Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.


Laughed until strikethrough.

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Re: What to do if you are rejected. (Humor)

Postby Lawquacious » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:48 pm

Sloth Hero wrote:
Dear Hiring Manager,

Thank you for your letter of March 1. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite your companies outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position in your department this August.

I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Interviewee


Taken from http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/20SgSP/ww ... n_let.html


Might be funny to try, if you weren't planning on waiting another cycle. Maybe if a spot opened up, or whatever, they would remember you. For better? or for worse.



:lol: Hilarious. Definitely wouldn't send it, but hilarious.




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