Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby scammedhard » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:09 pm

Verity wrote:Just thought I'd bump this thread to update that this girl was rejected at both.

What did she learn? Nothing. She keeps blaming me for my "negativity," and also cites her late applications as the reason why she was rejected.

She is determined to get HLS next cycle. She's toying with the idea of a retake.

Her fucking scumbag, weirdo boyfriend keeps pushing her to become a lawyer, because the idiot thinks it will make her rich, and he'll be able to freeload for life. He also wanted her to become a rapper, when that was her fad.

Her father is never home, and her mother is a space cadet with no education, ambition, or helpful advice.

She's currently working at K-Mart. She makes less than $250/week. She gets into fights with her co-workers. She's basically on K-Mart probation.

She keeps injecting inapt legalese when we're talking. "Do you like this dress?" "SUSTAINED!"

What the fuck?

1. I can't believe someone got rejected from HLS and Cooley.

2. The real issue here is: Why are YOU friends with this girl?
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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby dresden doll » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:11 pm

scammedhard wrote:2. The real issue here is: Why are YOU friends with this girl?


That's what I'd like to know. She sounds like an utter waste of time.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby kwais » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:13 pm

dresden doll wrote:
scammedhard wrote:2. The real issue here is: Why are YOU friends with this girl?


That's what I'd like to know. She sounds like an utter waste of time.


+1, although sounds like the lulz are never ending with her and therefore it could be worth the minimal friend investment

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby Kilpatrick » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:13 pm

I probably couldn't be friends with someone who got a 138. That would be a deal breaker.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby Verity » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:14 pm

scammedhard wrote:1. I can't believe someone got rejected from HLS (and Cooley?).

2. The real issue here is: Why are YOU friends with this girl?


1. Just to clarify, HLS = Harvard Law School. Right. Not Hamline Law School. She is "so over that shit." Yep.

2. Friends since 2nd grade. Our mothers are friends too (another weird relationship). I do like her, but sometimes her ignorance is brutal.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby kwais » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:17 pm

Verity wrote:
scammedhard wrote:1. I can't believe someone got rejected from HLS (and Cooley?).

2. The real issue here is: Why are YOU friends with this girl?


1. Just to clarify, HLS = Harvard Law School. Right. Not Hamline Law School. She is "so over that shit." Yep.

2. Friends since 2nd grade. Our mothers are friends too (another weird relationship). I do like her, but sometimes her ignorance is brutal.


Yes! With a KMart DS and a carefully crafted LSAT addendum I give her a strong consider

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Sounder89 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:10 pm

Dear Lord. I don't think a 2.6/138 will get her in anywhere.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby androstan » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:26 pm

She's going to retake to 2.6/178. +40 on her LSAT. It's doable right?

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby AnyRandChangedmylife » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:35 pm

I would love to coach her. Give her my e-mail address if she wants to become a lawyer and I will seriously try to help her out.

sweetestgirleverborn@gmail.com

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby minnesotasam » Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:42 pm

AnyRandChangedmylife wrote:I would love to coach her. Give her my e-mail address if she wants to become a lawyer and I will seriously try to help her out.

sweetestgirleverborn@gmail.com

You're trying to sell coaching to someone who makes $250/week?

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Verity » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:00 pm

AnyRandChangedmylife wrote:I would love to coach her. Give her my e-mail address if she wants to become a lawyer and I will seriously try to help her out.

sweetestgirleverborn@gmail.com


No.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby AnyRandChangedmylife » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:10 pm

Oki doki. Just wanted to help. She can still become one you know. She just has to step it up a bit.

Also, wasn't going to sell it, just wanted to help someone out a bit. Give something back. You know? Oh well, Who is John Galt?

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby swilson215 » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:15 pm

AnyRandChangedmylife wrote:Oki doki. Just wanted to help. She can still become one you know. She just has to step it up a bit.

Also, wasn't going to sell it, just wanted to help someone out a bit. Give something back. You know? Oh well, Who is John Galt?


Who is Any Rand?

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Total Litigator » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:20 pm

Well I assume that any Rand will do.

But, more importantly, who is AnyRandChangedmylife?

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby fanmingrui » Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:46 pm

Total Litigator wrote:Well I assume that any Rand will do.

But, more importantly, who is AnyRandChangedmylife?

Paul Krugman wrote:There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby androstan » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:52 pm

fanmingrui wrote:
Total Litigator wrote:Well I assume that any Rand will do.

But, more importantly, who is AnyRandChangedmylife?

Paul Krugman wrote:There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.


This, this Paul Krugman fellow. He is a genius.

I'm glad I listened to Atlas Shrugged on my walks to and from graduate school instead of actually sitting down and reading it. I zoned out a few times, but that ended up being okay.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Verity » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:54 pm

Yet another thread where Ayn Rand is declared a nympho fuckhead.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby fanmingrui » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:57 pm

androstan wrote:
fanmingrui wrote:
Total Litigator wrote:Well I assume that any Rand will do.

But, more importantly, who is AnyRandChangedmylife?

Paul Krugman wrote:There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year-old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.


This, this Paul Krugman fellow. He is a genius.

That tends to be the case with Nobel laureates.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby bjsesq » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:00 pm

AnyRandChangedmylife wrote:Oki doki. Just wanted to help. She can still become one you know. She just has to step it up a bit.

Also, wasn't going to sell it, just wanted to help someone out a bit. Give something back. You know? Oh well, Who is John Galt?

Enough alts, already.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Helicio » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:07 pm

Is it possible to score a 138 without being mentally deficient in some major way? I mean that's only 18 points over the lowest possible score (120).

Like I know that sounds mean, but HOLY @#$& I don't know anyone with that low of a score. Heck, I think I could score that on a PT after 3 days of no sleep, 10 bottles in, and with a hot girl suckin' on it.
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Re: Cooley or Hamline? (No trolling)

Postby hooma » Wed Jun 29, 2011 5:35 pm

rinkrat19 wrote:
Verity wrote:Just thought I'd bump this thread to update that this girl was rejected at both.

What did she learn? Nothing. She keeps blaming me for my "negativity," and also cites her late applications as the reason why she was rejected.

She is determined to get HLS next cycle. She's toying with the idea of a retake.

Her fucking scumbag, weirdo boyfriend keeps pushing her to become a lawyer, because the idiot thinks it will make her rich, and he'll be able to freeload for life. He also wanted her to become a rapper, when that was her fad.

Her father is never home, and her mother is a space cadet with no education, ambition, or helpful advice.

She's currently working at K-Mart. She makes less than $250/week. She gets into fights with her co-workers. She's basically on K-Mart probation.

She keeps injecting inapt legalese when we're talking. "Do you like this dress?" "SUSTAINED!"
What the fuck?

The situation is just sort of sad, but the 'SUSTAINED!' made me lol

+1, I seriously lol'd so hard when I read that, don't know why but it struck me :lol:

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby zonto » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:24 pm

Sounds like a line right from the next Legally Blonde...

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Verity » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:14 pm

zonto wrote:Sounds like a line right from the next Legally Blonde...


My favorite is when I'll complain about her being stubborn over something, and she'll eventually relent with "Pff, whatever girl, if it pleases the fuckin' courts..."

I like the plural aspect.

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby Montevillian » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:20 pm

Verity wrote:
zonto wrote:Sounds like a line right from the next Legally Blonde...


My favorite is when I'll complain about her being stubborn over something, and she'll eventually relent with "Pff, whatever girl, if it pleases the fuckin' courts..."

I like the plural aspect.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MAKE this girl get a TLS account. PLEASE!

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Re: Cooley or Hamline? RESULTS IN (Bottom Page 3)

Postby almightypush » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:24 pm

Verity wrote: "Pff, whatever girl, if it pleases the fuckin' courts..."


this is awesome.




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