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Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:42 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:43 pm
by gbpackerbacker
MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?

Lolololololz

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:43 pm
by danquayle
You guys are fucking losers.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:47 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:48 pm
by sanjola
MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?
No, but I almost spit my coffee all over the computer screen reading your post. :lol:

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:52 pm
by magicman554
Haha, you should send in an app saying how much you want to go there, and all the b.s. reasons why they should be ranked in the top 5 (which their president apparently thinks). I think the Cooley adcomm members basically cream their collective pants when anyone with over a 155 LSAT even considers them. You may be able to negotiate a scholly and a job as their dean off the bat.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:54 pm
by danquayle
MrPapagiorgio wrote:
danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.
No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:55 pm
by SilverE2
What an original thread!!!

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:56 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
danquayle wrote:
MrPapagiorgio wrote:
danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.
No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.
Umm, if I was "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel," I would not be here mid-day on a Wednesday. Or on this forum period for that matter. So who is the "fucking loser" again?

Good day.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:04 pm
by beachbum
Dude, shut up. The Cooley jokes have been played to death on TLS. If you're gonna try to post something funny or worthwhile, try harder.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:05 pm
by danquayle
MrPapagiorgio wrote:
danquayle wrote:
MrPapagiorgio wrote:
danquayle wrote:You guys are fucking losers.
Didn't mean to offend you or your apparent alma mater. Can't imagine a non-Cooley student/grad becoming so upset.
No, I'm an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel and you're a fucking loser who wants to laugh at Cooley because you're a fucking loser. That's what it is.
Umm, if I was "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel," I would not be here mid-day on a Wednesday. Or on this forum period for that matter. So who is the "fucking loser" again?

Good day.
That's because you're not "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel" and have no understanding of what "an attorney in a fortune 10 in house counsel" would do. Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.

And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:17 pm
by bloopyblooper
danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.

And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.

You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.

Though this Cooley business is played out OP.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:19 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
bloopyblooper wrote:
danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.

And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.

You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.

Though this Cooley business is played out OP.
So it is. I didn't expect such a reaction though. But I won't get into anonymous name-calling on the internet.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:19 pm
by The Gentleman
Cool story brah

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:20 pm
by txadv11
Does anyone else get a ridiculous amount of spam from Detroit Mercy? I think they have topped Regent and Cooley combined.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:23 pm
by danquayle
bloopyblooper wrote:
danquayle wrote:Winner's don't consider 4:30 PM "mid-day." PM me or do a little due diligence and search my history to see what I am. It's not hard. Only insecure people need to make posts like this.

And Top 25 private just means you're not top 20 private. Fucking loser.

You were T30...IU, no? Calm down son.

Though this Cooley business is played out OP.
Well, that was his undergrad, but thanks for proving my point. Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up. Most of you guys are trying to go somewhere. Why do you feel the need to rip those who are trying to do the same?

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:24 pm
by dresden doll
danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
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Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:24 pm
by Grizz
beachbum wrote:Dude, shut up. The Cooley jokes have been played to death on TLS. If you're gonna try to post something funny or worthwhile, try harder.
Exactly. Make a thread about Nova Southeastern or Barry.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:26 pm
by danquayle
dresden doll wrote:
danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
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Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:27 pm
by rman1201
txadv11 wrote:Does anyone else get a ridiculous amount of spam from Detroit Mercy? I think they have topped Regent and Cooley combined.
I get the most from Baylor. 1 mailing per week... I was pretty fascinated to learn the director of the Blind Side went to Baylor law though...

The Gentleman: Is your name a How I met your mother reference? just curious

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:27 pm
by rundoxierun
MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?
says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT.. :roll:

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:27 pm
by Grizz
danquayle wrote:
dresden doll wrote:
danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
]

Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
So you'd rather be a Harvard Law grad doing personal injury than a Brooklyn grad doing M&A? Where you end up is everything. Where you went is just positioning.
Whoosh

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:29 pm
by rman1201
dresden doll wrote:
danquayle wrote: Where you go doesn't mean a hundredth of where you end up.
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Although I share your annoyance, I can't agree with that statement.
Look up the highest paid lawyers... ~90% graduated from T30-T2.

Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:29 pm
by txadv11
This thread delivers.
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Re: I just got a mailing from Cooley...

Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:29 pm
by MrPapagiorgio
tkgrrett wrote:
MrPapagiorgio wrote:And almost spit my coffee all over the counter laughing. Did anyone else have this reaction?
says the guy with a sub-160 LSAT.. :roll:
Retake does wonders. 169 in December.