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The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 1:24 pm
by QandAphorism
Preface:

"A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature."

I'll start....

You've established over the course of your high school and undergraduate "studies" that you are horrific at both math, engineering, as well as science, but you're exceedingly obnoxious so law is the obvious choice. You also seem to enjoy lying (to yourself) which will surely come in handy throughout your career and personal life. Law is a noble profession, and noble is also is the name of the UK indie rock band British Sea Power's lead guitarist. This correlation is of no use or relevance to anything but it does mirror your favorite device of not making sense with words. May you have a long and illustrious career of pretending to care about things other than yourself though the guise of law.

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:08 pm
by Sandro
Retake

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:41 pm
by vertex
ED to UVa

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:45 pm
by HowdyYall
Work experience? Apply to Northwestern

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:45 pm
by LockBox
Cool story, bro

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:33 pm
by Bildungsroman
Stop posting plz.

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:48 pm
by johnnyutah
Image

Re: The future law student ROAST

Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:30 pm
by CMDantes
This is real bad.