Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

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Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby molomloch » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:35 am

Ever since this unprecedented cycle began I've felt like a ball of stress that's slowly loosing mass, contracting into what will eventual become a black hole of personal horror

But enough of me. I have a question for the denizens of these fine forums that has most likely been at the forefront of all of our thoughts as of late...

Which works better for law school admissions induced constipation, Milk of Magensia (brand name or generic?) or Epsoms Salts?

I figure with all of the 180 scorers on this forums, (would burning concentration of genius and insight be a more accurate designation??), someone must have an answer to this my bloated quandary.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby beachbum » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:39 am

haha, nice.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby Mike12188 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:44 am

Enigma

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby FunkyJD » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:57 am

Write the names of all of your schools on scraps of paper, put them in a jar, shake it up, randomly pick one school out of the jar and withdraw from all of the rest. Do it now.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby Broncsfan » Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:07 am

Clonazepam

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby ahduth » Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:55 am

Try getting some exercise. :roll:

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby molomloch » Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:00 pm

What is clonazepam?

And as far as exercise, I'm currently training for the local marathon. I've ran a marathon every year since Junior year of H.S. and regularly lift weights, so I'm not sure if more exercise is what's needed.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby SilverE2 » Sat Dec 04, 2010 2:28 pm

Exercise, metamucil, routine and water.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby aas911 » Sun Dec 05, 2010 5:42 am

Why wait?

Ipecac

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby ahduth » Sun Dec 05, 2010 10:46 am

molomloch wrote:What is clonazepam?

And as far as exercise, I'm currently training for the local marathon. I've ran a marathon every year since Junior year of H.S. and regularly lift weights, so I'm not sure if more exercise is what's needed.


God I hate my knees. Well only one of them in particular, but yeah.

Try just buckets of fiber. Eat a huge bowl of granola and fruit for breakfast, then a pound of salad for lunch and dinner.

OR... head to the local Indian restaurant, and order lamb vindaloo. Ask for the actual Indian version version. Make sure to bring plenty of kleenex. You should be right as rain in a few hours.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby Tsispilos » Sun Dec 05, 2010 11:04 am

For a few days, try a strict diet of brown rice, leafy greens, lentils, black beans, sweet potatoes, oatmeal, activia yogurt, prunes, apples, black coffee, and 14 cups of purified water. If you can handle it, add lots of red pepper to the rice, beans, and greens. Also, run 6 miles and do 200 situps each day. That should move you good.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby wachtellmemore » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:16 pm

Coffee. Does the trick for me every morning.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby URMdan » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:45 pm

Seriously consider Activia yogurt, milk, prunes, and a stimulant like coffee. If that doesn't work, then get some exlax.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby thegor1987 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:48 pm

wachtellmemore wrote:Coffee. Does the trick for me every morning.


+1

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby mpj_3050 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:51 pm

Marlboro Reds

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby URMdan » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:19 pm

mpj_3050 wrote:Marlboro Reds


+1 There's nothing like smoking a cig on the shitter

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby Grizz » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:44 pm

mpj_3050 wrote:Marlboro Reds


Skoal straight

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby mpj_3050 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:49 pm

rad law wrote:
mpj_3050 wrote:Marlboro Reds


Skoal straight


Big rub of Grizzly Wintergreen if you feel like crapping and puking together to save time.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby mandaleni23 » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:27 pm

molomloch wrote:
Which works better for law school admissions induced constipation, Milk of Magensia (brand name or generic?) or Epsoms Salts?


Oooh, so that's what my problem is...

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby lastch2 » Mon Dec 13, 2010 4:17 pm

mylanta + magnesium...careful, don't ingest too much...

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby molomloch » Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:24 pm

I ended up doing yoga and dipping skoal. Relief has finally arrived.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby FunkyJD » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:32 pm

lastch2 wrote:mylanta + magnesium...careful, don't ingest too much...

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby dcpolitico » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:54 am

psychotherapy

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby twert » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:05 am

epsom salt works but tastes pretty bad. if you fast for a day and only drink water it will def clean you out. its unpleasant but works.

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Re: Anxiety: Milk of Magnesia or Epsom Salt?

Postby joebloe » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:52 pm

Make sure your fluid intake is adequate. Dehydration makes forming soft stools difficult. And if you start using laxatives, you need to watch your fluid and electrolyte levels even more. Diarrhea is a leading cause of death among children in the third world.




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