Declaration of Intent to Study Law......Why? Forum

[Nena_a]

What the fuck are you talking about?

lmfao at the above comment. I have never met a bigger group of dorks. Ever. And for the record, it's "uhhhh, liyek toetaly NOT a TTT thing. Unless sitting for the Bar somehow correlates with graduating from a TTT, then liyek omg!!!111 YEAH! it is aTTT thing!"
hardy har har har lol

Actually, more TTT grads sit for the bar than non-TTT grads. So I would say the correlation is pretty strong.

[Matthies]

I love future law students. They can tell you exactly how many people took the LSAT for the last 19.5 years to within 1 person, what an individual school has been ranked for the last 10 years, come up with a spreadsheet based on NALP data about the prospects of a person making 160k a year, but god forbid they do any research about what lawyers actually do, what it takes to sit for the bar or what procedures you have to go through to get that 160k job they are all guaranteed.

[Nena_a]

lmfao at the above comment. I have never met a bigger group of dorks. Ever. And for the record, it's "uhhhh, liyek toetaly NOT a TTT thing. Unless sitting for the Bar somehow correlates with graduating from a TTT, then liyek omg!!!111 YEAH! it is aTTT thing!"
hardy har har har lol

Actually, more TTT grads sit for the bar than non-TTT grads. So I would say the correlation is pretty strong.

This

Still pathetic and weird-guy-with-acne-who-sat-alone-in-the-cafteria-in-7th-grade-who-now-thinks-he's-cool-cuz-hez-gunna-be-a-reel-lawyur-ish

Ah, you must be the hot-cheerleader-who-I-was-never-in-class-with-because-she-was-still-taking-algebra-in-11th-grade-and-who-the-junior-varsity-football-team-ran-a-train-on-at-the-keg-in-the-woods-who-now-is-trying-to-learn-books-n-stuff-but-it-sucks-and-anyway-reading-is-for-dorks

Wrong. So wrong. Just sit there in all your wrongness being wrong.

[Llewellyn]

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[merichard87]

I love future law students. They can tell you exactly how many people took the LSAT for the last 19.5 years to within 1 person, what an individual school has been ranked for the last 10 years, come up with a spreadsheet based on NALP data about the prospects of a person making 160k a year, but god forbid they do any research about what lawyers actually do, what it takes to sit for the bar or what procedures you have to go through to get that 160k job they are all guaranteed.

I love you man.

[270910]

I think Llewellyn's memes on this page are awesome.

I agree.

Acclaimed. But that dog one just got me for some reason...

I love future law students. They can tell you exactly how many people took the LSAT for the last 19.5 years to within 1 person, what an individual school has been ranked for the last 10 years, come up with a spreadsheet based on NALP data about the prospects of a person making 160k a year, but god forbid they do any research about what lawyers actually do, what it takes to sit for the bar or what procedures you have to go through to get that 160k job they are all guaranteed.

I love you man.

+1

[Bodega]

still-taking-algebra-in-11th-grade

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[Nena_a]

Ok. I have to admit. I lol'd at this one. But for the sake of your sex life, you BETTER graduate from at least HYS, because anything less than that, I can pretty much assure your celibacy for like, ever.

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[waxloaf]

from another thread, she says,

"i just crunched some numbers on a gpa calculator. thanks to an effing AP exam for English i took in highschool, i was credited for 1302 and 1301 but they gave me C's!!! whatever, right? but then in 06 i got pregnant and went through some REAL bad morning sickness which led to three c's and one B that semester, the worst ive ever done in my whole academic career."

maybe it was the train at the keg in the woods...

[merichard87]

still-taking-algebra-in-11th-grade

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Now this is funny.

[Llewellyn]

I lol'd at this one. But for the sake of your sex life, you BETTER graduate from at least HYS, because anything less than that, I can pretty much assure your celibacy for like, ever.

I plan on moving to Thailand, don't worry about me.

[Bert]

So, I was actually thinking about helping out OP, but I don't think I want this to end.

As always though, DB with the win:

I predict great things from you in law school. Your research, computer, and interpersonal skills are enviable.

[Nena_a]

Yes my husband and I conceived a child. And I puked. Thats some funny shit right there. Grow up. Or some balls. Preferably the latter. har har.

from another thread, she says,

"i just crunched some numbers on a gpa calculator. thanks to an effing AP exam for English i took in highschool, i was credited for 1302 and 1301 but they gave me C's!!! whatever, right? but then in 06 i got pregnant and went through some REAL bad morning sickness which led to three c's and one B that semester, the worst ive ever done in my whole academic career."

maybe it was the train at the keg in the woods...

[Bodega]

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[waxloaf]

Yes my husband and I conceived a child. And I puked. Thats some funny shit right there. Grow up. Or some balls. Preferably the latter. har har.

because you want some more? I'm confused

[merichard87]

I so look forward to sitting in a Con Law class with even one of you. I'm sure I would be quite entertained.

[iamtaw]

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A+

[Nena_a]

I lol'd at this one. But for the sake of your sex life, you BETTER graduate from at least HYS, because anything less than that, I can pretty much assure your celibacy for like, ever.

I plan on moving to Thailand, don't worry about me.

So?

[waxloaf]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution

[KingJames6]

Nominations for this thread include, but are not limited to...

-least intelligible OP
-best memegenerating (see llewellyn's eyes-closed dog, among others)
-most hilarious conversation/least helpful responses
-most frustrated OP

[NU_Jet55]

Nominations for this thread include, but are not limited to...

-least intelligible OP
-best memegenerating (see llewellyn's eyes-closed dog, among others)
-most hilarious conversation/least helpful responses
-most frustrated OP

Are these of the week, month, what?

Because if we go for of the week I say 1. Maybe, 2. Definitely, 3. Definitely, 4. Maybe

[Nena_a]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution

And he contracts the herp for the win. Yay?

[NU_Jet55]

I lol'd at this one. But for the sake of your sex life, you BETTER graduate from at least HYS, because anything less than that, I can pretty much assure your celibacy for like, ever.

I plan on moving to Thailand, don't worry about me.

So?

Seriously...Seriously???

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No, I mean, seriously?

[Bodega]

I lol'd at this one. But for the sake of your sex life, you BETTER graduate from at least HYS, because anything less than that, I can pretty much assure your celibacy for like, ever.

I plan on moving to Thailand, don't worry about me.

So?

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[KingJames6]

Nominations for this thread include, but are not limited to...

-least intelligible OP
-best memegenerating (see llewellyn's eyes-closed dog, among others)
-most hilarious conversation/least helpful responses
-most frustrated OP

Are these of the week, month, what?

Because if we go for of the week I say 1. Maybe, 2. Definitely, 3. Definitely, 4. Maybe

we'll go week. but I would imagine that 2/3 have all-time potential.

question to OP: are your 13 jobs terms of employment at a respectable institution, or 13 different men? If the latter, that number seems way low....