I am going to air everyone's dirty laundry, and then lock this thread:
OP: You reported H20 Man's posting of your PMed insult to him. Let me be unambiguous: You are an idiot. Don't PM someone with insults and then whine to the mods when they make it public. There is no implied pinky-swear of secrecy clause with respect to TLS private messages. So let this serve as a warning to anyone who might send private messages they'll later regret: NOBODY IS UNDER ANY OBLIGATION TO KEEP YOUR PMS SECRET. THE MODS DO NOT, GENERALLY, CARE..
H2O Man: I happen to fully concur with your assessment of the OP, specifically the part where you said he was a douche. Or at least I concur inasmuch as that's how he's behaved with this thread, beginning with his ill-tempered and childish ranting, and ending with what has to be the most egregious misuse of the report button I've ever seen. That said: This is not the first time we've been called to step in because you got too pissy with other posters. Keep your e-penis in your trousers, or you'll get banned, not for any specific thing, but just because the moderators are going to get sick of having to hear about you. (That might seem unfair, but because this isn't a democracy, it happens - see generally, Maharaj, Ihateattorneys, et al).
Thanks for listening. Now go in peace, my sons.