LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

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GermX
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LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby GermX » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:18 pm

I plan on sending it by priority mail instead of e-mail!

Dear Admissions Committee,

I just wanted to write to you a letter of continued interest because well, as you may have guessed, I am really and truly (quite veraciously in fact) interested in your prestigious law school. I sent this by personal mail as well because as you may have guessed I included my scent so as to show you that I will be keeping with the cleanliness standards of your esteemed institution.

Consider me as your first choice to get off your waitlist, for I am honestly the most qualified among your candidates (within the confines of the waitlist). How do I know, you may ask, if I do not know the numbers etc... of the other candidates? Well, first of all, my balls are huge, and according to About.com, only 1% of the world population has huge balls. So as you can see, I am special. And don't you want someone with huge balls as a graduate of Columbia Law School?

Let me know, ok?

P.S. It's the new scent by Tom Ford=).

Kind Regards,

GermX
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Z3RO
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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby Z3RO » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:19 pm

in b4 "cleansiness"

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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby eldizknee » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

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GermX
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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby GermX » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

Fixed! thnx!!!

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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby soundgardener » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:22 pm

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nyknicks
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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby nyknicks » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:27 pm

GW sucks.

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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby TTH » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:32 pm

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GermX
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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby GermX » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:35 pm

Thnx the LOCI took me quite a while to craft but I believe its a winner!

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Re: LOCI- Read, I think this will get me into Columbia for sure?

Postby trialjunky » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:45 pm

lol, I can't imagine they could ever turn you down after that. Awesomeness




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