Which book of the Bible did the 3L wish he had read?

[TigerBeer]

The Book of Job.

[Lonagan]

LG.

[BigA]

I don't get it

[Cavalier]

lame... but I laughed anyway.

[invisiblesun]

Bitter or attempting to be funny?

[PlugInBaby]

At a few Tier 4s (Regent, Liberty, etc.) the Bible is the only book you read.

[Bosque]

Bitter or attempting to be funny?

Can't it be both?

[Birdman]

Job loses everything and then renounces God. God comes and tells Job he's nothing. He then gets everything back (and better I think) after asking for forgiveness. Maybe the analogy is law school is hellish work but at the end you get your life back and its better (well hopefully).

[bighead715]

Job loses everything and then renounces God. God comes and tells Job he's nothing. He then gets everything back (and better I think) after asking for forgiveness. Maybe the analogy is law school is hellish work but at the end you get your life back and its better (well hopefully).

somehow, i dont think this is what he was getting at...

[chocho]

Job loses everything and then renounces God. God comes and tells Job he's nothing. He then gets everything back (and better I think) after asking for forgiveness. Maybe the analogy is law school is hellish work but at the end you get your life back and its better (well hopefully).

somehow, i dont think this is what he was getting at...

yeha really, i hope that first person i quote was joking.
its obviously a PLAY ON WORDS, 3ls cant get jobs, and he refers to the book of Job (guys name) in the bible......actually very funny if u came up with this on ur own, if u didnt, you still get some points for being the first one to use it on a large, very related, audience.

[MTC87]

Job loses everything and then renounces God. God comes and tells Job he's nothing. He then gets everything back (and better I think) after asking for forgiveness. Maybe the analogy is law school is hellish work but at the end you get your life back and its better (well hopefully).

somehow, i dont think this is what he was getting at...

yeha really, i hope that first person i quote was joking.
its obviously a PLAY ON WORDS, 3ls cant get jobs, and he refers to the book of Job (guys name) in the bible......actually very funny if u came up with this on ur own, if u didnt, you still get some points for being the first one to use it on a large, very related, audience.

counterpoint: puns are stupid. besides Job isn't even pronounced like that.

[iamtaw]

made me chuckle

[Scurredsitless1]

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[nealric]

This thread reminds me of Ecclesiastes.

[Leeroy Jenkins]

This thread is as interesting as Leviticus.

[smartblonde87]

Job loses everything and then renounces God. God comes and tells Job he's nothing. He then gets everything back (and better I think) after asking for forgiveness. Maybe the analogy is law school is hellish work but at the end you get your life back and its better (well hopefully).

somehow, i dont think this is what he was getting at...

yeha really, i hope that first person i quote was joking.
its obviously a PLAY ON WORDS, 3ls cant get jobs, and he refers to the book of Job (guys name) in the bible......actually very funny if u came up with this on ur own, if u didnt, you still get some points for being the first one to use it on a large, very related, audience.

counterpoint: puns are stupid. besides Job isn't even pronounced like that.

+1

[Mickey Quicknumbers]

Revelations, so you understand the consequences of selling your soul to the legal profession.