LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

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LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:40 am

120 - 2 inches.

130 - 2.5 inches.

140 - 3 inches.

150 - 4 inches.

160 - 6 inches.

170 - 8 inches.

180 - 12 inches.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby am060459 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:42 am

7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby pleasetryagain » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:42 am

do we average multiples or take the highest?

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby ViIIager » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:43 am

2020 hindsight on posting.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby CyLaw » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:46 am

am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:47 am

DCD wrote:do we average multiples or take the highest?


I'm going with highest....

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby dutchstriker » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:48 am

Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby SAE » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:49 am

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:52 am

dutchstriker wrote:Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.


I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.

(Women)

120 - A cup

130 - A cup

140 - A cup

150 - B cup

160 - C cup

170 - D cup

180 - I Cup

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby am060459 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:54 am

CyLaw wrote:
am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.


so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby iamtaw » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:55 am

this chart is screwed up. i didn't get a 193 lsat

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:56 am

SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?



0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby SAE » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby AtticusFinch » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am

WTF is an I cup?

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby thalassocrat » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:57 am

reasonabledoubt wrote:
dutchstriker wrote:Dammit, my penis is really unwieldy.

So do the ladies grow one after they take the test? Remind me not to date anyone in law school.


I took this under advisement and offer this additional chart.

(Women)

120 - A cup

130 - A cup

140 - A cup

150 - B cup

160 - C cup

170 - D cup

180 - I Cup


If only... :lol:

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby am060459 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:58 am

SAE wrote:
reasonabledoubt wrote:
SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?



0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?


what about urm status?

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby irie » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:58 am

am060459 wrote:
CyLaw wrote:
am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.


so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.


it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby am060459 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:00 pm

irie wrote:
am060459 wrote:
CyLaw wrote:
am060459 wrote:7 1/3 inches here but my current PT range is mid 150s. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I think you misunderstand. This is what it will be after you get your score. So, I would up your score if I were you, or prep for surgery.


so if i still score in the mid 150s on test day my penis will shrink?

nice try.


it wont shrink, but LSDAS will send you a pair of scissors with your score report.


sad cuz mine will still be bigger than yours. all good, guess some people are blessed and other well not so blessed.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby SAE » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:00 pm

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby faceman9000 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 pm

SAE wrote:
reasonabledoubt wrote:
SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?



0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?


Soft(s) are irrelevant. Duh.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby am060459 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:01 pm

SAE wrote:
am060459 wrote:what about urm status?

Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost. 8)


lucky SOBs.

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:02 pm

SAE wrote:
reasonabledoubt wrote:
SAE wrote:Where's the GPA to girth conversion chart?



0 - 2.0 GPA = pencil

2.0 - 2.5 GPA = highlighter

2.5 - 3.0 GPA = hot dog

3.0 - 3.5 GPA = polish sausage

3.5 - 3.75 = italian sausage

3.75 - 4.0 = Pop Can

That's better. Now, how do you factor in the softs?


Work Experience:

0-1 years = 15 additional minutes of performance time
1-2 years = 30 minutes
2-5 years = 45 minutes
5-10 years = 1 hour
10-15 years = 5 minutes
15-25 years = Viagra or 0 minutes

Feel free to add additional charts for other softs...

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby Kiersten1985 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:03 pm

This thread just made my day :lol:

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby SAE » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:04 pm

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Re: LSAT to Figurative Penis Conversion Chart.

Postby reasonabledoubt » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:04 pm

SAE wrote:
am060459 wrote:what about urm status?

Just like in real life, a 40-50% boost. 8)


I'm not sure this is accurate. Has anyone watched the movie, "The Hangover?"




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