You might just be a boring person (read:vanilla). In which case there's no need to apply, because there's no shortage of other semi-interesting people just like you who will fly like lemmings to what could possibly be the worst decision of their lives. It's cool though bro, just go to a different graduate school - maybe one where your unimpressive stats will be more competitive
I think this video is for you: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1944515
I don't see how not having interesting stuff on one's resume makes someone a boring person but maybe that's just the way you judge people.
Whatever, good for you.
That website seems to have some interesting stuff. Keep enjoying it. (I didn't see it though)