Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

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BruceBarr
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby BruceBarr » Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:52 pm

You're the biggest fucking loser I know for spending as much time as you did writing that. Go make friends.

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alphagamma
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby alphagamma » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:07 pm

That was perfect. You are an inspiration to us all!

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby stratocophic » Sun Apr 18, 2010 9:14 pm

BruceBarr wrote:You're the biggest fucking loser I know for spending as much time as you did writing that. Go make friends.

Says the man seeking entertainment on the same message board :roll:
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby quickquestionthanks » Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:02 am

how sad is it that I know one of those girls' names is Snookie?

GermX
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby GermX » Tue Apr 20, 2010 6:07 pm

Is she a midget?

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby trialjunky » Sun May 23, 2010 12:32 pm

obvious flame is obvious

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^^ they should meet up with Snookie and have a guido fest.

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby AnthonyNicator » Thu May 27, 2010 7:04 pm

hopefully you will not keep me here waiting (and scratching my balls) and will accept me as soon as possible.



classy

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Mickey Quicknumbers
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby Mickey Quicknumbers » Thu May 27, 2010 7:11 pm

Obvious flames are obvious

GermX
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby GermX » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:35 pm

It's a respectable PS IMO, just needs some editing.

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Holly Golightly
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby Holly Golightly » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:39 pm

How come existenz was banned for his hilariously awesome PS but this is fine?

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JTX
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby JTX » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:46 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:How come existenz was banned for his hilariously awesome PS but this is fine?

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A'nold
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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby A'nold » Mon Jun 07, 2010 5:56 pm

Just because someone spends a lot of time trying to be funny doesn't mean it is funny. I feel very sad for all of you that laughed. Very sad.

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby 3|ink » Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:51 am

eldizknee wrote:
TheBigMediocre wrote:
eldizknee wrote:I was almost willing to believe your flame until the last paragraph. Good try.


It's meant to be a satire.


My point was that good flame should be subtle and somewhat believable. This was just too obvious.


You know the difference between SNL and Mad TV? OP.

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby HazelEyes » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:03 am

GermX wrote:I will keep praying for an acceptance from your prestigious institution, especially in the Jewish faith, which, if I am not mistaken, is quite prevalent among the admissions committee. For example, during Passover I made sure to say "Happy Passover" (I even added a quirky "Shalom") to all my Jewish friends and even to Jewish bystanders (I knew they were Jewish because they had the unfinished cap on their heads). It was quite the experience. Hopefully you will not keep me here waiting (and scratching my balls) and will accept me as soon as possible.


Really? No one has an issue with this comment, but tears apart every other motive in his bizarrely odd fake PS?

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Re: Extremely Risky PS- READ!!

Postby rdcws000 » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:35 pm

I didn't know it was a flame in the first paragraph, but as soon as I read "on the eve of dawn... an eight legged spider..." I knew I was dealing with a very special person.

Someone should make one of those meme things with that ominous line.




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