aguyingeorgia wrote:Where is the nearest duck pond? Just in case I get filled with rage.
My hatred of Canadian geese challenges your hatred of ducks to a duel. Hundreds of damn things would annex one of my college's lakes six months out of the year - including the dead of winter - and would start squawking at 6 a.m. every morning, much to the chagrin of those in a large neighboring dorm. The geese were also territorial and nasty, chasing down anyone that got within 20 feet of them, and left droppings everywhere.
Some days, I was within an inch of taking a twelve gauge and a box of shells down there to show 'em who's boss.