Tcr. If you need help training for the role, just copy Robert Downey Jr's lines in Tropic Thunder. When cold called make sure to yell, "everyone's gay once in a while." no matter the question, this is always the correct reply.
If your parents won't contribute you take some tanning pills, and apply for and win a full scholarship reserved for high-acheiving black students. You drive your jeep to Cambridge and enroll in Harvard Law, where you meet some exceptionally bright black chick who's also a Harvard Law student and a single mother, and who lives with her grandparents because her parents are dead.
You immediately begin trying to seduce the black chick ironically named "Sarah", all-the-while sleeping with some white chick whose infatuation with black men specifically, men of color generally, infuriates her rich white dad. You take a black Harvard Con Law prof who, to your surprise, treats you like dirt. While at school, you get arrested by racist cops who violate your civil rights. When you get out, your black prof tells you that, if you call him, he will bring you your books so you can study in jail.
Meanwhile, you discover that by impersonating a black guy, you have stolen the scholarship would have actually gone to Sarah had you not applied for it. Your parents visit you at your apartment and discover that you are "black". A white couple that knew you during undergrad is working to prove that you are actually white, but before they can bust you, you decide to out yourself before the Harvard Law peer review. Your roommate serves as your defense attorney.
After all of the hoopla, your black prof, who also serves as the dean in charge of C & F, allows you to stay, your father decides to loan you money for law school (at a high interest rate because your dad wants to give you the greatest gift of all: an appreciation for the hard-earned dollar), and Sarah admits that she is interested in you...even though her son George thinks you look funny white and, as you explain it, your best color is green.