In case you're unclear, let me illustrate with a drawing. T14 law schools are kind of like a house. A tiered house that looks a little bit like this:
As you can see, by the time you get to the very top it's pretty much just a bunch of doors.
Only objection is that the doors are drawn as closed
, when we all know that the whole point of a JD is to open
them. I think people might get the picture if every tier had the same number of doors, but with more closed doors the further down one went...and depicted next to those were the frowning faces of the unprestigious non-HYS preterite...maybe even add a wider panorama depicting friends and loved ones very impressed (grandmothers weeping for joy, former crushes exposing themselves in flustered amazement, etc) at the top and growing more and more indifferent as one drops down the list...with an outfolding triptych depicting the second and third their schools, second tier depicting lives of pauperdom and third tier showing the various methods of suicide available. Then, maybe, people would finally get it.