T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

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scrillahyo
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T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby scrillahyo » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:06 pm

I like law and killing stuff. Philosophy major Currently unemployed. Risk averse. Help?

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Genki
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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby Genki » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:08 pm

That depends on how you plan to monetize serial killing.
Provide your business plan and then we can have a real discussion.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby snehpets » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:11 pm

Yeah, not a lot of money in serial killing unless you rob them in the process, which I think increases your chances of getting caught considerably (where to sell the things you rob, more time spent there, tracing money from their bank account to yours, etc.).

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby Mal Reynolds » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:11 pm

IBTL and/or Dexter.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby Bildungsroman » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:18 pm

Genki wrote:That depends on how you plan to monetize serial killing.
Provide your business plan and then we can have a real discussion.

Disagree. Do what you love and the money will follow.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby 20130312 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:19 pm

Assassins make bank. Up to you.

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kalvano
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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby kalvano » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:20 pm

Indeed. I vote for career as an assassin.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby snehpets » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:20 pm

InGoodFaith wrote:Assassins make bank. Up to you.


This seems like a better option, though having someone knowing your career plan does increase your chances of getting caught. Do you value a long life outside of prison or a few years of being ridiculously wealthy more?

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby kalvano » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:21 pm

Half a dozen high-profile hits, then off to a non-extradition country.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby franklyscarlet » Tue Jan 17, 2012 8:22 pm

snehpets wrote:
InGoodFaith wrote:Assassins make bank. Up to you.


This seems like a better option, though having someone knowing your career plan does increase your chances of getting caught. Do you value a long life outside of prison or a few years of being ridiculously wealthy more?


OP, dont let these money hungry haters get you down. If your dream is to kill for fun, you can make it happen.

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby hookem7 » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:29 pm

I once had to visit the counselor in elementary school because I told my teacher that I wanted to be a mercenary when I grew up. It's not my fault I really liked James Bond books/movies at the time. Live the dream

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Re: T6 at sticker vs career as a serial killer

Postby paratactical » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:34 pm

Bildungsroman wrote:
Genki wrote:That depends on how you plan to monetize serial killing.
Provide your business plan and then we can have a real discussion.

Disagree. Do what you love and the money will follow.

Banging sluts and pounding brews has yet to bring me riches, jabroni.




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