What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby buckilaw » Tue Aug 23, 2011 5:58 pm

TaipeiMort wrote:Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.


Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby dkt4 » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:26 pm

i can't tell if this thread just got worse or better

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby JustE » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:57 pm

buckilaw wrote:
TaipeiMort wrote:Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.


Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

:shock:

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby crumpetsandtea » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:11 am

buckilaw wrote:
TaipeiMort wrote:Then people would realize that small class size is probably the most important variable among similarly-ranked schools in getting jobs.

Is Cornell a better school that Georgetown? No. There is one reason why the number of people who didn't get biglaw out of Georgetown is something like 10 times as many as Cornell. Go to a small school. Law firms have a Pokemon mentality when approaching elite law schools.


Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

Blatant anti-NU and anti-Boalt trolling.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby bjsesq » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:12 am

NU is Charzard.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby buckilaw » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:48 pm

Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:57 pm

boalt is a rattata, the ugly, weak thing that keeps on popping up even though you have already caught like 50 of them.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby WSJ_Law » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:59 pm

Boalt - Farfetch'd

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Grizz » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:28 pm

$1.99 wrote:boalt is a rattata, the ugly, weak thing that keeps on popping up even though you have already caught like 50 of them.


It has got to be in the top percentage of rattatas though

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby GeePee » Wed Aug 24, 2011 8:39 pm

wtf is this i don't even

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby stratocophic » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:40 pm

buckilaw wrote:Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be).
Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Bodhi_mind » Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:09 pm

$1.99 prob went to Princeton

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby buckilaw » Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:38 pm

stratocophic wrote:
buckilaw wrote:Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be) or a Zubat (see below).

Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Samara » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:40 pm

I left this thread somewhere on page 2 out of boredom. I come back and it's evolved into my favorite thread of the week. Nerds FTW

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby ahduth » Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:08 pm

buckilaw wrote:
stratocophic wrote:
buckilaw wrote:Yale - Mew
Harvard - Dragonite
Stanford - Moltres
Columbia - Raichu
NYU - Pickachu
Chicago - Gloom (Where fun goes to die)
Michigan - Vaporeon
Penn - Flareon
UVA - Jolteon (MVP... take whichever you prefer)
Duke - Slowbro (obvious)
Boalt - ?
NU - Charizard (really just a charmander with a lot of xp....work xp)
Cornell - Bulbasaur
Georgetown - Kakuna (it's #14 in the pokedex, and always will be) or a Zubat (see below).

Georgetown = zubat. Millions of them, and you can't take 3 steps in the areas where they live without running into a wild one desperate to be captured or put out of its misery.


What are you guys talking about exactly? Pokemon?

But to get back to the subject of Cornell, no matter what the NLJ250 stats, at even money I will be advocating that people attend Cornell ahead of Duke, Staford, NYU, and other TTT schools.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:12 pm

lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Moomoo2u » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:13 pm

$1.99 wrote:lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.


The post # of the beast.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby buckilaw » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:18 pm

ahduth wrote:What are you guys talking about exactly? Pokemon?

But to get back to the subject of Cornell, no matter what the NLJ250 stats, at even money I will be advocating that people attend Cornell ahead of Duke, Staford, NYU, and other TTT schools.


+ 1. People are picking Cornell over Stanfprd and NYU in droves.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Bildungsroman » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:22 pm

$1.99 wrote:lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby bjsesq » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:22 pm

Bildungsroman wrote:
$1.99 wrote:lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.


zing

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:50 pm

Bildungsroman wrote:
$1.99 wrote:lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.


that is funny, i got into NYU and you didn't. enjoy chicago and best of luck to you.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby dkt4 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:21 am

oh shiiiiit

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Bildungsroman » Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:47 am

$1.99 wrote:
Bildungsroman wrote:
$1.99 wrote:lol you are a clown. enjoy ithaca. trust me, NYU and Stanford don't want you anyways.

You're probably an expert on what those schools don't want.


that is funny, i got into NYU and you didn't. enjoy chicago and best of luck to you.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Patriot1208 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:18 am

This thread is fucking terrible. Also, was that guys insult "lol I'm better than you i'm going to NYU and you are going Chicago"?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby WSJ_Law » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:40 am

This thread has deteriorated immensely. idiot insults + intolerable cornell trolling are the lifeblood of TTTrolls




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