What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

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What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby monarchylover » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:51 pm

If they place like they did in 2010 will people still make excuses for them immensely out preforming NU, Duke, Michigan, NYU, UVA and Berkeley or annihilating Vandy and Texas?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Bildungsroman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:53 pm

Everyone at Cornell will immediately get laid.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby rayiner » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:59 pm

Somewhat less shitty than others is "amazing"? What about all the previous years when those other schools posted better numbers?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby monarchylover » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:02 pm

rayiner wrote:Somewhat less shitty than others is "amazing"? What about all the previous years when those other schools posted better numbers?


I would say 58% vs 30s and 40s is not just less shitty but I guess it is? To be fair absolutely yea the others could see higher numbers this year but what if they don't will you shit a rainbow?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:14 pm

I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby monarchylover » Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:17 pm

$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.

and I'm sure they will be glad to get their tongue all up in there to have the 58% over 30-40s I know I would lick lick

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Gecko of Doom » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:48 pm

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Grizz » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:55 pm

troll harder

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby monarchylover » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:13 pm

Grizz wrote:troll harder

I am not trolling darling I really want to know.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby vanwinkle » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:15 pm

I will admit, pro-Cornell trolling is kinda new and intriguing.

Well, new, at least.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Bildungsroman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:17 pm

vanwinkle wrote:I will admit, pro-Cornell trolling is kinda new and intriguing.

Well, new, at least.

It seemed fair that they get a turn. Next up is strong anti-Stanfurd trolling.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Aberzombie1892 » Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:31 pm

This is one of the worst thread concepts I have ever seen on tls.com.

OP, Cornell almost always posts "amazing" NLJ stats. Last year was the outlier, not this year.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby monarchylover » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:45 pm

Aberzombie1892 wrote:This is one of the worst thread concepts I have ever seen on tls.com.

OP, Cornell almost always posts "amazing" NLJ stats. Last year was the outlier, not this year.


so they always post 58% awesome!!

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Aberzombie1892 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:18 am

monarchylover wrote:
Aberzombie1892 wrote:This is one of the worst thread concepts I have ever seen on tls.com.

OP, Cornell almost always posts "amazing" NLJ stats. Last year was the outlier, not this year.


so they always post 58% awesome!!


Wut?

"Amazing" in this context is relative to the rest of the T14. Cornell normally is within the top 8 of the T14 in terms of immediate NLJ placement post law school. Frequently, it's in the top 6.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby icouldbuyu » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:38 am

I remember reading a few months back that the numbers were already leaked for Cornell, and they dropped drastically....I think there was an article in above the law, Were those numbers real?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Trequartista » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:42 am

icouldbuyu wrote:I remember reading a few months back that the numbers were already leaked for Cornell, and they dropped drastically....I think there was an article in above the law, Were those numbers real?


I think about 40% of the class got NLJ 250 SAs. But to be fair class of 2011 was generally screwed, it's not a Cornell problem.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby HeavenWood » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:03 pm

$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.

I shudder to know what you think of my UG alma mater.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby etlien » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:20 pm

$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.


Did you even go to an ivy...if not...move along...

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby Rock-N-Roll » Sun Aug 21, 2011 11:33 pm

In an indirect way this thread gets at something that interests me, which is the relationship of job placement to school prestige. I'm not sure one necessarily absolutely follows the other.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:23 am

etlien wrote:
$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.


Did you even go to an ivy...if not...move along...


why else would i be poking fun of lower tier ivy league schools? by your hostility, i am going to assume you went to the lower tier schools. hahaha don't be so sensitive

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby etlien » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:26 am

$1.99 wrote:
etlien wrote:
$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.


Did you even go to an ivy...if not...move along...


why else would i be poking fun of lower tier ivy league schools? by your hostility, i am going to assume you went to the lower tier schools. hahaha don't be so sensitive


Brown is hardly a lower tier Ivy. Penn and Cornell are.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:28 am

lol are you kidding me you clown? you and your buddies at brown are the only ones who are in denial. move along man.

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby HeavenWood » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:28 am

etlien wrote:
$1.99 wrote:
etlien wrote:
$1.99 wrote:I will still view Cornell as a low tier ivy league school that licks the ass of every other ivy league school except brown and that is full of mediocre students who are prestige whores.


Did you even go to an ivy...if not...move along...


why else would i be poking fun of lower tier ivy league schools? by your hostility, i am going to assume you went to the lower tier schools. hahaha don't be so sensitive


Brown is hardly a lower tier Ivy. Penn and Cornell are.


Not since the early 90s. Penn lacks lay prestige, but as far as ivy undergrads go, it's in the middle of the pack. As for Brown, maybe the name used to carry more weight, but the times are-a-changing.

The way I see it:

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Penn/Columbia, Dartmouth, Cornell, Brown

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby $1.99 » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:37 am

that is the way the world sees it and it is a fact, i am sorry you wasted your time at brown. isn't that where that dude from the movie Varsity Blues went to?

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Re: What will happen if Cornell places amazing NLJ stats again?

Postby HeavenWood » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:42 am

$1.99 wrote:that is the way the world sees it and it is a fact, i am sorry you wasted your time at brown. isn't that where that dude from the movie Varsity Blues went to?


Does that mean I cheated by going to a state school, saving a shit-ton of $$$, and getting into an ivy LS anyway?




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