Oh man, I forgot to tell you guys some funny stories about Leahey & Johnson. A buddy of mine quit there and joined us losers/washouts on the doc review circuit back in 2007 when you could still get $40 an hour in NYC. He told me all kinds of horror stories about the place, including "motion madness." You see, if there's a legal holiday like MLK and the shitcourts are closed, you have to be in the office at 8 am sharp and cut/paste 10 motions together minimum that day. They don't care if the "discovery" (which is nothing but one page HIPPA authorizations for the P's medical records) have been provided, they make real BS motions like saying the notary stamps are blurry and shit like that.
You also have to work two Saturdays a month from 9-5 and - get this- wear a suit! You see, the old turd who owns this boiler room thinks he's some kind of legendary insurance defender superhero:
He walks around all day like a Gestapo officer and bitches that "back in the old days none of you kids could've cut it" and stuff like that.
Also gotta LOL at his little website bio, which states:
“For many attorneys,” continues the profile in the Law Journal, “there is no
higher compliment than to call another attorney 'a Pete Johnson.’”
ROTFL! I can just see the partner doods from Wachtell boarding the LearJet after a big SCOTUS win and backslapping each other, saying "Boy, you really Pete Johnson'ed that old coot Scalia!"
Oh and by the way, the "firm" pays 45 K a year. All they have are the crappiest Allstate fender benders and other such refuse.
Gotta also LOL that no associates are listed on the website, since the average one only stays about a month or two!