TLS taught me:
-I'm already a failure at LS as an 0L
-Always, no matter what, ED to UVa
-"Retake" is always the right answer. You got a 170? Well, loser, you got 10 more points to get...
-If you don't go to a T14, you might as well not go to LS; If you do get into a T14, it doesn't matter unless it's T6.
-If you're not mexican, puerto rican, black or native american, you're white.
-picwhore, or GTFO
-it's okay to be a completely self-involved, anti-social monster during your app cycle. it's actually expected.
and finally, TLS taught me how to be a snarky internet asshole.
But seriously, TLS has been an INVALUABLE resource during this very scary and confusing process, and it's made me more excited (and simultaneously more afraid) to become a law student.