LOL! You should be ashamed to go to Cooley! You will never get a job! How many seats are in the library? Cooley is ranked above Stanford........................in their own rankings, lol! I once met a Cooley grad and they were hella dumb, then I found out that they went to Cooley! The dude Cooley was named after must be rolling in his grave that he is associated with such a stupid school! Hey, I just got a full-ride at Cooley with a 2.5/147 LSAT! Cooley has their own jingle, I heard it on the radio the other day!
all the cooley jokes summed up in one paragraph.
I would agree, however, I am humble enough to realize my weaknesses in life......alas, I am so ashamed that my Cooley knowledge is so sparse! Care to add anything more that could really help move this thread in the right direction? We can make this thread worthy of a true Cooley thread if we really give it our all, I just know it!
Or lock it up, you know, the usual.