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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 7:54 pm 
The Texas Hammer

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nealric wrote:
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If I was the attorney with the cooley degree and heard you chuckle I would have slapped you in the mouth you snot faced punk.


Exam time!

Based on the fact pattern above, would lawguru be liable for
a) Assault
b) Battery
c) Taking things too seriously

Please include a complete analysis of all the issues presented.


Do we include as a mitigating factor the fact that society would accept the pressing need for OP to be slapped in this fact pattern?


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:21 pm 

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TheLuckyOne wrote:
Come on, guys! As if you don't laugh every time you hear/read "I'm a Cooley Law graduate"? :lol: I surely do and the first question popping up in my head would be: how did you manage to get employed? :lol:

OP, your story is NOT bad. TLS is just in a bad mood today (probably).

We do laugh BUT if someone actually lands a job out of Cooley that is called reversepwnage and he gains the right to spend his weekends loitering outside of T14 career services offices trash talking mercilessly.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:16 pm 

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llawguru wrote:
no and i don't go to cooley either. I have seen incompetent attorneys who went to tier 1 schools, so those of you who think you can make fun of lower ranked schools cause you went to a "better schools" more than likely you will be those who perform far worser in the field.


Hah, there's the epic fail of this thread.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:54 pm 

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llawguru wrote:
crombot wrote:
I work at a firm in DC, walking down the hall at the office and just happened to peer into one of the doors of an attorney that I don't really know that well. I thought my imagination was playing tricks on me, and that there was a law degree from Thomas Cooley hanging on the wall. On the way back, I did a half turn to double check....and it was true!

I chuckled a bit to myself, and thought that I had to share with my fellow TLSers here to distract from the waiting game. :)


There is nothing wrong with Cooley. Its all about the real-world experience you receive. If I was the attorney with the cooley degree and heard you chuckle I would have slapped you in the mouth you snot faced punk.


And then charges would be pressed.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 10:58 pm 

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llawguru wrote:
There is nothing wrong with Cooley. Its all about the real-world experience you receive. If I was the attorney with the cooley degree and heard you chuckle I would have slapped you in the mouth you snot faced punk.



How would you know he was chuckling at your degree and not some other random thing? Do you just hate laughter? Do you love slapping people?


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 11:15 pm 

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DoubleChecks wrote:
ogman05 wrote:
smiley wrote:
just wondering, why is cooley the chosen one? i worked in a prosecutor's office and one of the prosecutors was a cooley grad. his words were, "try your best to get into rutgers or seton hall, but if you can't, definitely look at cooley." is there a reason why cooley is so bad? (honest question)


There is no defined reason but my understanding from the board which is alread subject to rumor spreading as disclosure is that there was a kid who came on a while ago trolling about Cooley being the best. It probably doesnt help that they have also adopted a calculator where they can configure rankings that puts cooley near the top of law schools. I'm sure competent lawyers can graduate from there but saying that it is a T15 is simply ludicrous. mind as well disguard the rankings altogether. Any school can be higher if ranked by one single variable.


yeah their rankings are hilarious. they take into account law school square footage and law library square footage, etc. w/ the claim that the bigger the campus (yes they count all of their campuses), the better the school and education! i think they literally say that. i mean how does that not draw ridicule? lol

Yeah. This type of ridiculous claim is what makes Cooley genuinely deserving of ridicule. Being a mediocre law school is one thing, but living (or pretending to live?) in La-la Land, not to mention enticing others to join you, is a whole other kettle of fish. I get mad all over again every time I remember that, as noted below, they count faculty twice. I think I read somewhere that they weight each factor equally, too. UGH.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:17 pm 

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llawguru wrote:
There is nothing wrong with Cooley. Its all about the real-world experience you receive. If I was the attorney with the cooley degree and heard you chuckle I would have slapped you in the mouth you snot faced punk.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:32 pm 

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Because god forbid a Cooley grad graduates let alone get a job right.... :S

Hahaha j/k. My work was recently had a lawsuit and we were represented by a Cooley grad. I felt the need to tell my boss just how eff'd we really were. I told them they might as well have me up there instead of him, lol.


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 Post subject: Re: I was walking down the hall at work today...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:42 pm 

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crombot wrote:
my story = epic fail.

proof that the stress of the admissions cycle is starting to affect me negatively. after all, i live on this damn website these days.

i guess i'll just go back to reading about that weird guy who hires PIs to follow girls that he dates.....lol


I thought it was a good story. Anyways, whats this "weird guy" all about? Is this a book or article?


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 3:22 pm 

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pattymac wrote:
Because god forbid a Cooley grad graduates let alone get a job right.... :S

Hahaha j/k. My work was recently had a lawsuit and we were represented by a Cooley grad. I felt the need to tell my boss just how eff'd we really were. I told them they might as well have me up there instead of him, lol.


Congrats! Hope you get the gig!


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 Post subject: Re: I was walking down the hall at work today...
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:29 pm 

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Pankun wrote:
crombot wrote:
my story = epic fail.

proof that the stress of the admissions cycle is starting to affect me negatively. after all, i live on this damn website these days.

i guess i'll just go back to reading about that weird guy who hires PIs to follow girls that he dates.....lol


I thought it was a good story. Anyways, whats this "weird guy" all about? Is this a book or article?


:lol: The thread in the Lounge


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:33 pm 

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Oh, a Cooley thread.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 2:43 am 

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I don't know why everyone is so down on Cooley and their rankings. They have the most chairs of any law school, and no set of rankings is complete unless it includes a chair count.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:07 am 

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I wish Cooley included some sort of measure in their rankings on the comfortableness of the chairs, though. I mean, sure you have a bunch of chairs, but is there cushioning? Ergonomic design? If you're gonna be spending hours sitting around the library, a good chair is important. Sheer numbers just won't do.

Cooley, please take this into consideration for next year's rankings. Work out some sort of comfyness scale so we can truly know once and for all the identity of America's best law school.


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 Post subject: Re: My epic fail of a Cooley story (don't bother reading!)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:08 am 
The Texas Hammer

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pany1985 wrote:
I wish Cooley included some sort of measure in their rankings on the comfortableness of the chairs, though. I mean, sure you have a bunch of chairs, but is there cushioning? Ergonomic design? If you're gonna be spending hours sitting around the library, a good chair is important. Sheer numbers just won't do.

Cooley, please take this into consideration for next year's rankings. Work out some sort of comfyness scale so we can truly know once and for all the identity of America's best law school.


UVA has Aeron chairs in a couple classrooms, surely this will at least help them keep ranked close to Cooley once seat comfortness is properly factored in.


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